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Sunday, August 5, 2012

I Wanna Be a Stupid!


“Who are you?”  It was a question thrown to us by a seeming simple gentleman on the session on “Life skills” in the induction week of my new b-school life. Indifferent answers stroke everyone’s mind in the class that we intended to disclose our name.  Few did it. Few got into scientific streaming and answered “I am a human”, “Human being”, “Animal”, “Animal with sixth sense” and some moved deeper and responded “Homo sapiens”, “Mammal” and finally everyone ended clueless as he went on negating our answers!


Before answering his query, he requested all those people who are mentally below the age of 18 to walk out of the class! 

Later he stated, “This is what science and society taught you all these years. But still I wanna ask ‘who are you?’ “. We stayed with our emptied minds to listen to him. Then he revealed what we supposed to say, “You are INSIGNIFICANT! Yes, you are! Also, you are nothing in this world. You have nothing and no one with you. You are unfortunately cornered to be ALONE here!”

We were completely perplexed on his statement about us. He started with his justification.
                     

“You might think that you have many people around you. May be your spouse, parents, may be your girl or boy friend, your friends, siblings or whoever in whatever entities of love. But still, they are meaningless when you start contemplating from the perspective of reality. Yes, this is a factoid! World is extremely huge and survival of human species is something beyond the existence. Your existence is INFINITE! Because, you are existing over the hugest denominator possible and your evolution has the greatest influence in you rather than yourself. “, he recited.

There was more than a pin drop silence in the class. Everyone got into their bewildered thinking about themselves and ended up with empty solutions. And, we kept heeding to him.
He justified with a math sticking to it. Yes. Anything with the denominator of infinity becomes infinite again! Our existence below the infinite existences of earth makes us infinite! So, he rationalized his justification and very first time I made sense to the philosophical application of Math to our life! None of my math teachers from kindergarten has taught me how to apply it when it comes to life. 

He also stated, “Even after interpreting this untold and unfelt truth, if you want someone to guide or motivate, you are none other than a STUPID!  Yes, you are! His diatribe kindled our unrevealed realization around us all these years.
He also said that to survive in this life of insignificance, you need to make yourself SELF MOTIVATED.  No one is there to disclose our pathway to move on. Everything is ours and we are everything for ourselves. Just have to learn to live and survive alone. Nothing is persistent and permanent as well. He said these add-ons together comprise our maturity level. He also stated that he respects each and everyone's maturity and he believes in it.   

It was indeed a painless psychological slap to almost all of us. His inert philosophy had frozen our thoughts for a while and stuffed the lacuna in our undiscovered intelligence. He went on stating many mysterious things throughout the session which were more than philosophical means to follow on.

He described the complete global evolution beyond spirituality and ended up in tagging that only two natured entities exist in the world. They either stick to dacoity or prostitution and he came up with his own solid justifications for them!

To be unfeigned, we were completely in a different world throughout the session. He might seem simple but he is such a down to earth superlative gentleman composed with intense DNAs.
Yes sir! We were seriously stupid until your session which was an eye-opener to almost all of us.

And, I cordially wanna be a STUPID if someone like you motivates me!

Let me be another Ekalavya to get to learn intense stuffs from you without your knowledge in this new journey of my life! 

The personality about whom I was describing was Rishiraj Dasgupta sir! One of the esteemed faculties of Vanguard Business School!

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Mr.So called Underachiever!



"Underachiever" tagline has become viral globally about our "Mr.So called Economist" a.k.a Prime minister of India Dr.Manmohan Singh being revealed by the most ubiquitous British daily newspaper TIMES recently. Before getting into useless debate and discussions over this British media on criticizing Indian Prime minister, it is kind of necessitated task of contemplating from our shore first.

How come this faineance sickness of our Democratic leader has gone for the visibility of the global floor?
Talk of the town kind of issue about this fellow used to happen nationwide has reached the multinational exposure now!

Undoubtedly, it has now become a disgusting fame to our national prestige and could even an alarming intimation to our multiple foes beyond the borders!

By the way, who is this Underachiever?
Just rewind back a decade for a brief recall about him!

Many of us have almost forgotten this gentleman's marvellous achievements and contributions to the Indian economic history. It is a well known fact that we Indians are good in culture but bad in memory in all means! So, let us get to know about this gentleman again. Apart from being the Alumni of Cambridge and Oxford, he had been the RBI governor from 1982 to 85. During his tenure, he had introduced many radical banking policies and incorporated many new inductive measures in RBI Act which are still considered to be the remarkable milestones in Indian banking industry and are being followed.

Later on, he had become the deputy chairman of Planning commission during when he had been thoroughly appreciated for purveying many significant decisions in implementing many profitable financial moves. He has won multiple accolades for his contribution towards country's effective capital turn over and resource utilisations for many inductive plans throughout the country from then economists and critics. 

Finally, this economist had turned to a politician and had become the Finance minister of India during 1991.
It was the period where India was in a desperate need of economic reforms since the climate was extremely bad globally just as it is today. This novice finance minister with the help of then Prime Minister Mr.Narasimma Rao had restructured all our existing economic policies more than partial and the whammy machinery to a completely innovative system which comprised the induction of International investments in Indian markets for the very first time. He had completely slashed the domestic subsidies and eliminated the unnecessary bureaucratic controls on patenting and licensing on Indian trade.  He had encouraged the internal and external entrepreneurs to proliferate the competitions among the domestic and foreign business means. Also, he had simplified the tax structure and minimised the profligate patents. This bold reform had brought a revolutionary energy to the Indian economy to stand out of the global market. In 1994, he had passed a budget in the parliament which had created about 10 million jobs in the country and had been considered the best budget of the nation till today. It was only during his period, all those economic terms like GDP, Fiscal deficit, inflation were positive and in favour of grooming Indian economy. 

These are just a part of his extraordinary contributions to the Indian economic world!
Such a tremendous gentleman is called Mr.Underachiever today!Doesn't sound awkward to us?

But, why such a descending transformation on this iconic personality? Again, it ends up rhetoric if you contemplate! 

Now, this economist has been our Prime Minister for almost 8 years. Such a intellectual brain which has been responsible for such amazing achievements is stupidly called "Underachiever" for being a poor headed decision maker. Can we able to imagine a small cue at least?

Yep! Mere a power cannot help a man to incorporate all his perspectives and decisions on a ruling! It is the Italian remote control matters here which has taken his job. So, he has nothing to do with his role other than being oblivious to all the queries thrown by media, opposition and people towards his dais. Even he had learnt to stay dumb for all those abysmal criticisms by all giant tycoons of the country!  

One man's intelligence cannot carry this hugest democratic economy forward! Only intellectual togetherness in power could make some sense in public welfare which is quite impossible in this corrupted political ambience.

Anyways, the only recent consoling happening is the resignation of Bengali parliamentarian for the thirst of becoming the first citizen of the country who was holding the post of economic godfather till last week. At least now, this underachiever has got a fantabulous opportunity to disprove all those false and misconceptions about his rule over the country all these years by becoming the current Finance Minister of India. Finally, he has got his deliberate role to promote the economic slowdown of the country in all means at present to avoid imminent deceptive recession or whatever! 

Hope the Italian clench would loosen in his newly bestowed role at least to let him to do his deserved dedication for God's sake. Also, it is his retributive duty to keep us out of this intimidating economic offing! 

Let him make the same British Media to apologize in the imminent publishes for such a vulnerable descriptions about him by achieving esteemed economic measures just like his historic ones! 



Friday, July 6, 2012

What's on your mind?

"Facemash" - a utility intentionally made for the library users of Harvard in 2003 has now captured 901 million users worldwide! This is the recent astounding statistical achievement of the most popular social networking site named "Facebook" which has overcome all the pre-existed social networking rebels and it has now became the competent godfather of today's internet world. Recent ouster of novice Google circle has been the best illustration for the extreme reachability of FB among the internet freaks.

Recently, FB stock has been rolled in the hugest market NYSE and has created many flows and glows among the global economic crowd. Sole master mind behind all these stunning stretches is none other than Mark Zukerberg! Kudos to this inventor who has contracted the global latitudes and longitudes on human relationships further more. He has simply reinvented the fantasy in human networking which has thrown this nestled product to heights.

A query on my mind is "Are we really connected with this wildfire?"

"Yes" would be the justified answer to this query with the maximum probability!

Before moving on with this justification, I wanna put on another query to you all.

When did you sign in to your Orkut account recently?  
The answer authenticates the ultimate success of Facebook!

Alright! Now, move on!!


It is an earthly human mentality that whenever he finds something novice in his way, he would acquire the desire towards it. But lasting on it would happen only if the found thing is realised as the better one! This has grasped the maximum number of eye balls towards FB!


And yes, this novice networking nest has outperformed our craze towards whammy Orkut and has now become a prime part of our composed lives of many.

Status updates and Notifications on mobile phones has been viral addictive events of our lives these days. Whenever we have come across any celebrations or meet ups or whatever events or happenings in life, the next thing that strikes our mind is to upload all the captured pics in FB and keep awaiting the "Likes" and "Comments" with alacrity from our friends and relatives across geographies.

From Kiddoos to grannies are facebooking these days. “Easiest camaraderie of using” is the core cue behind this facebook cult among the users!

Old wines are quite easily caught with in this facebooking nest. Yes! Capturing the older friends who have gone completely out of contact has its greatest possibility in FB. Not only mine, even my dad and grandpa could make out their older friends in no time. No matter how many friends you have on your cart, you would get to know all the periodical happenings of all of them!! Orkut has failed to accomplish many of these objectives due to lack of clarity and reachability among its wide range of users.

"Groups" and "Games" has dragged many people of appropriate focuses and tastes into this nest. "Alike" thinkers are brought together. Iconic people could make effective use of this nest to stay connected with their acolytes.

Sharing our perspectives and views has now caught the easiest possible way in the internet world which could reach the right audiences as we want. We could get a better transparency in mining the information about the people or the entity we wanna move with in both personal and professional ways.

Facebook has targeted the emotional catch among its audience which has been cleverly conquered as the prime part of its wonderful objective. Indeed, it is not such an easy thing to expel the widely existed Google’s Orkut from the Social networking market!! But, it has factually happened!!

Scrutinizing the descending side of this social networking mania, we got to say one thing that "It has belittled the human involution in real life to a greater extent due to his easily reachable spectrum in Internet life!"

Yep! I got wishes for my birthday from my pals only in Facebook who are staying just few streets aside my place. Those who do chat and trap in FB messenger fail to do the same when happen to meet us in straight. Those who are liking your display pictures and cover photos fail to inform you about their wedding which is about to happen in a week. People who are indulged in status updates and notifications flunk to do the same in reality. To be precise, this new trend has Mani folded the existing laziness and lethargy of human lives and has made them more sluggish in all means!

Despite all these dizzy prospects, this book is indeed an ideal dais to scribble whatever runs on your mind stream. Yes, it is the only book which always asks you "Whats on you mind?" whenever you happen to disclose it!

World has become small and open! And, FB has become an amenity to us! So, keep revealing things on your mind to make you keep moving on!
















Friday, June 1, 2012

~~Chennai Rhymes~~


Whaw! Whatta sound track! On listening to it, mind is blowing with the soul as well.The lyrics almost fit with my recent life and remind me all the roaming I had here. Feeling nostalgic since moving outta this superlative place for a short span. Yes. I happened to listen to the recent super hit sound track on my playlist today morning -"Vanakkam Vazhavaikkum Chennai" from the album Marina. Could any Chennaite listen to this track with no sensitivity? Never! They hardly say NO! The song is all about exact depiction of the lives of people here!

This song pinged me hard to write something about my place. Being inhabited in this MULTI-Metro city for more than seven hundred days, I am dying to describe my perspective about this heavenly place to which I owe a lot to move on.

Let me  disclose some celestial stuffs packed in this Chennai city.

Whenever People think of "Chennai", the first thing that strikes their mind is "Its Hot". Yes. It is. We do agree.It is HOT. In fact, it is hotter than all those Sheelaas and Chikni Chamelis. We love to stay hot to keep moving on all the time. "Ithu Enga Chennai !! Semma HOT Machi!!"

If you are down with the syndrome of traveling, never ever think of Chennai. Because, we do traveling, we love traveling and we owe traveling. Traveling occupies the most part of our life whatever and whenever we do. We used to move faster than we live. MTCs, Metro rails, Share autos, lane to luxury taxis, airways and the list goes on when you happen to live with Chennai's travelogues. Whatever it is, it keeps you moving with at most cheer possible on earth. You may be the greatest expert in negotiating  bombastic packages with your flamboyant HRs, but, nobody can do it with our Chennai Auto drivers. They always win the race! And yes, Fox History Traveler can make more episodes here!

When I say Multi-Metro, I really mean it. Yes, it is multi-faced. This place incorporates multiple multilingual people from multiple places who eat multiple cuisines and moving on with multiple dreams. This divine land always keep their kids traversing with tons of aspirations. No matter whether you are a CEO or a common man, Chennai would undoubtedly be your ladder to move up in all possible ways.The perfect place to live your dream! As the lyrics of the song goes, this chennai mother would pat you whenever you win or loose!! 
People here have many untold aberrant stories and pains behind them. But still, all are kids of this ever consoling and cheering Chennai mom!

Our calender has just two days a week. Yep. Either a weekday or a weekend to define our Work-Life Balance! Tuesdays and Thursdays are not specially bothered.





Are you a perfect Foodie? If yes, We heartily welcome you here. Apart all those junk spots like McD,KFC,PHD, CCD and many more, be blessed to try typical South Indian food makes in this hub. HSB (Hotel Saravana Bhavan), RC (Rathna Cafe), Murugan Idli Kadai, Thalappakattu biryani shop and many more extensive eateries are found throughout the city to feed you the fabulous food. Can anyone one stay without drooling tongue on seeing Sambar or Dhahi Vada made here? Chennaite's breakfast is unimaginable with no Idlies, Pongal and Dosas on plate!  No one can ever think of denying it!   

There is a popular saying that "If you happen to try a South Indian meal (Saapaadu with Vaada and Paayasam) at least once in life, objective of your birth is half done and you have lesser possibilities of reincarnation! So, NEVER miss it.
Are you a "Rotti" Manic? Do come here. We don't need more than a week to change you :) 
"C" in Chennai also marks for delicious Coffee made over here. "Filter Kappi" is our best invention  which lingers throughout your lifetime.

Are you a die hard movie and music freak? Then, this must be your place. This is where the don of fantasies live. Man of all woods across the globe stays. Yes. Someone beyond super heroic personalities like spiderman, Batman, Superman of today, Super Star "Rajni Sir" stays here. Someone else who have written a new media biography also from Chennai and we call him "Kamal Hasan". 
"R" factors who defined the thesaurus of music named Rahman and Raja stay here. Many extraordinary unknown tamil tracks and movies still remain untold to you! Never miss trying all those enchanting makes! Grammys and Oscars are our part time achievements. Still we have a lot to go!!
Chennai is the only place where you could find soul sticking carnatic music and Classical Bharathanatiyam throughout the year. Specially try to visit this festive city in the winter season (Tamil month of Marghazhi) where great musical treat would be awaiting here!   

Do you live to hang out? Then Chennai must be your destiny. We love to hang out than we do anything else. This shoreward city has tons of places to hang out with your pals or loved ones. City has the beach spots throughout. Wanna do the best shopping here? We have too much of options here from luxury extravagant malls like Express Avenue to economic shopping centers like Ranganathan Street. World's Secod largest Marina beach is on our side. Never miss a walk here.
We never limit ourselves when it comes to partying and pubbing :) Get unplugged with tons of options here!!

Are you a person looking for pious places here? If Yes, You could find lots of spots like Triplicane, Mylapore, Vada pazhani temples, Santhome, Big Mosque and many more famous entities of deities.  

And, the feast of all the cricket crazes so called the "Super kings" 's homeland is our chennai. Can anyone dare enough to have a derby at our place against our Roar? Never! Damn proud to state that we are dual champions! "Thala" Dhoni is on our side!  "CSK ku Whiste ah podu!"
Most brainy fellow on this earth being a chess champion, Mr.Anandh is from this city. And many more sporting icons we have produced and we would keep doing :)

When you debate Rajneethi, it is a well known thing that our CM is one among those audacious feminine dictators of this country who could even shake the central Government whenever she gets bored! With love we call her "MOC" Mom of Chennai and she is Miss.Jayalalitha! No matter whether the PM or president, they are suppose to adapt whatever our mom says ;)

"Tradition" is the sticky wiki note of Indian Culture. Men and Women of Chennai add no exceptions to this saying. Yes. We are traditional too (Not all the time!). Chennai ladies can well meant for being traditionally gorgeous who can even make a stony man as drool...!

At times, we might seem crowded for you and yes we are! Because,we love people which keep us together :) 
At times, we might seem thoroughly poor, but I bet we are heartily richer than you!


No matter whether you are Workaholic or Alcoholic, this place pays you back!
Whatever you dream to do, this place would make you to gleam. 

Hope this preface describes the city more than you believe :) 
Thanks for the maker and composer of this song! Anthem of fantasy for all chennaites :)

With loads of fun and nostalgia left with many places and people here, I am moving out for a short while. 
Never give up the chance if you happen to stay or come here!! Get Kolaverified :)

Will be Back Soon!

Ithu Enga Chennai da!!  

And yes, Welcome to Our Chennai :)




Monday, April 16, 2012

IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA…!!

When I was speaking to my sister yesterday over phone, she was worrying about her children’s education in her place called Chidambaram which is a very small town with a smaller population in the eastern Tamil nadu which comprises nothing other than a traditional Nataraja Temple and an olden popular Annamalai University. This could give you a picture about the overall economy of the inhabited people there. My nephew is just seven years old and she is planning to move him to a new inductive school of international standard in her town which is about to be opened from this academic year. Since my nephew’s current central board school is running out of teachers and quality, his parents are cornered to get him in this new school for his quality education.
This new school has all world class facilities for the children like air conditioned class rooms, swimming pool, huge infrastructure, multi cuisine food and many add-ons better than those costly Bschools and along with these add-ons, education with so called “quality” is also said to be offered in this new school. I really don’t have any clue whether these facilities are considered to be standardized or the education being provided is standardized there. Where the quality lies here? In education or in the place where children are supposed to be educated? The tangle here is the fee structure declared by this school which is almost 40K bucks for my nephew to join just 2nd standard there.
I was stunned to get to know about this from her. If 40k for one year, minimum cost for a kid to finish 12 years of schooling is about 40*12 = 4.8L bucks excluding kinder garden and play school costs. OMG. And for your information, my calculation was based on this minimum cost for 2nd standard and the fee structure swells as the kid grows. The whole cost for my four years of engineering studies was just 2.25 L and I couldn’t even imagine this cost for just his schooling.
This case is not the case found just with this school in a smaller town. All private schools of today despite the board of education have inordinately raised their school fees beyond the extreme limit. No matter whether it is KV or a public school, fees keep moving beyond. In cities, parents are asked to pay a sum of 1 to 1.5L for the new admission of their kids in private schools.



What is the reason behind this sudden fee hike in Indian education system in the recent years? Why this schooling education has become the most legitimate business of today? Why tycoons are impending their business plans more towards schooling education? What is this international education actually? Does it really a deserved thing to be encouraged in the country like India? Do our kids need this trend?
All these queries are traversing on the minds of us these days and when you think of the reason behind all these happenings, it would end up in void solutions. But, yes there is solid reason rests with these business plans which is indeed hidden.
School education is ultimately the mandatory need considered by all the parents and hence there is zero probability of this business to end up arid or dry at any instance. This cue behind all these private schooling institutions is to provide so much costly education to children which in turn need not return back anything to the parents for their paid money other than the faith that their children are getting quality education. In fact, engineering and management institutions at least make their revenues from their brand establishment through ROI (Return On Investment) strategy called “Placement” which is not at all required for this schooling system. Can you make sense of it? Responsibility is shortened in schools. Just results of the schools matter for which they have multiple ideologies to advertise to maximise the strengths every year.
But if this trend keeps persisting, what would be the case of suffering parents who are being endured to purvey ample economy to provide this costly education to their children. Specially, a common man who’s monthly incomes falls under the scale of 10to 20k? The country is already severely down with exceeding cost of livelihood of these people in all means and this system is a newly added miserable entity to this fuss. The situation is still more pity in the cases of the people earning below 10k monthly to think of their children’s education.
Apart from government schools, almost all the central and ICSE schools have become competitively costly and poor people are the worst impactors due to this issue. Government schools are as usual completely skeptic in providing the quality education to their students and hence the parents end up in a mess. There are also moderate schools which also not wise enough to be opted by the parents since they lack in everything. Parents started dreaming about the future of their kids and hence are not left with any choices other than letting them to those costly schooling with international or whatever standards offered.
Do this standard is really required? Will this help to shape the future of children in any way? Never. Still many kids who are studying in a poorly ventilated government schools come up with better knowledge than these standardized kids. Why people start the discrimination in the budding phase of the generation itself? It really annoys me when I start contemplates on these happenings in our country.
If Indian education system goes in such a spoilt track, the entire generation would suffer in lacking the quality education. Talks are also going between experts towards the introduction of common education system all over the country so that the entire young generation would be educated with no discrimination at least in education. If the government really need the people of the country to imbibe commonality in all the systems available, what prevents them in introducing the common education system all over the country? Though it is quite hardest system possible to implement in India, at least a wakeup call needs to be given without any snoozing to facilitate the suffering parents who spend most of their earnings for their children’s education. If they need to spend this huge economy to their children’s education system itself, how could they look for other attributes of their livelihood?
Discrimination is the best found commonality among Indian people in all means but it needs to be tried to get eliminated from the education system at least. Thanks to the apex court for its recent verdict that there should be some reservation given to the admission for the kids from poor back ground in these pricy schools which can hold on the parents from a drastic stir towards the education system.
I rather say the entire education system of today itself needs a complete changeover which has to be based towards pragmatic focus than the existing one. This was best described in a recent Tamil flick called “Dhoni” which was indeed a best information conveyed to the educational society. I really like the theme of the movie which needs the system to focus more on the talents found in the kids rather forcing them to indulge in multiple focuses which make them tedious enough to learn what they really like.
Yes. Why a kid who is good in soccer needs to solve complex algebraic problems? Will these solutions help him anyway to score a corner kick? Why a kid good in painting needs to equalise the chemical mixture of sulphuric oxide and ammonium nitrate? He just needs a paint to draw. Does he really need to know what the paint actually composed of? Absolutely negative answers we get while thinking on these scenarios. Can you make sense out of these? But still our education system will pass out the kid from the school only if he or she is good enough in all tracks and not only in the interested track. I understand that the school is a place where the students need to get the basic knowledge of multiple fields which would help their future endeavours and our education system is framed based on the same ideology. But my question is why the kids are needed to get loaded with too much of stuffs from the field where he or she would never opt to go for? In spite, they could be moulded well in the interested track where they love to move on.
I agree that it is again not such an easy thing to be implemented in our system but researches need to be initiated to look on this strategy which would at least get some possibilities in the offing to nurture more talented kids in schools.
Anyways, a change in our education system is indeed a needed one at this time either to introduce the commonality in education or to induct new strategic implementation in the system. If it happens in India, many more glorious brains and minds of the budding generation would empower us with excellence in the global floor.
Attention those authentic people, please think over…!! It happens only in India's Paatashala and not anywhere else.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

~~PyaaR UnPlugged~~





LOVE ??!! Is this a questionary or an exclamatory thing? Bewildered? Yes. Not you and me. Of course, everyone down to earth are traversing their lives on getting to know about this rhetoric thing!!


L.O.V.E --> Lethargic Over-dued Venture of Existence !!



Can you make sense out of it? Never. You can't. Love is such a senseless happening in your life


LOVE is just like an acronym which fits into numerous expansions just like WHO which stands for "World Health Organisation". But "the expansions" I mean here is the way people consider or have it in their own means to live it. You can fit whatever expansions you like to fit into this acronym which ultimately frames the crux of your life.



I just wanted to narrate about my perspective of this super natural thing so called "LOVE".

There is something called craziness which exists in everyone of us.If you have a scale to measure it out of 5, when it crosses beyond 5, the thing "LOVE" borns !!







Just imagine yourself with the following instances where I believe it happens.




· If you could not able to have your morning cup of coffee without "TOI (Times of India)", it happens with TOI!!


· When you go for a morning walk and you watch there a couple in late seventies hold their hands and walk together with a teethless laughter, it happens!!


· When you listen to "Khwaja mere khwaja" in your playlist, something which touches your soul when you got sick of Rahmania, it happens !!


· When your mom says "bye" to you by waving her hands till you walk to the end of the street when you go out, it happens !!


· When your oldest pal calls you unexpectedly and when you both share your nostalgic childhood memories , it happens !!


· When you take your dad out for roaming with you in your bike just as he did when you were a kid, it happens !!



If your kid calls you with your name for the first time, it happens !!



· When you are watching an extra time English premier derby between ManU and Chelsea on a sunday night and your girl friend texts you "I hate you dear!!", it happens !!


· When you present something to your sister or any sibling on your first salary, it happens !!


· When your small niece and nephew break your brand new goggles during their quarrel and ask sorry to you with false tears, it happens !!


· When your close pal calls you on a sleepless late night and asks you "Machi!! Whats up??" and you both talk for a very long while with nothing to talk about, it happens !!


· When you happen to help out a differently abled person and they pay you back on their smile, it happens !!


· When you happen to watch VTV (Vinnai Thandi Varuvaya), it happens with whom you miss a lot in your life!!


· On seeing your online bank account slip on a salary day, it happens!!


If you are travelling alone in a long time train journey and find someone new to chat with throughout, it happens !!


· When you happen to eat hot sambar vada in HSB (Hotel Saravana Bhavan) and a Jamun slice on a late noon, it happens !!


· When people get into a huge laughter for your poorest joke, it happens!!


· When someone whom you think she never likes you, come and talk to you, it happens !!


· When someone gets you something for your well being, it happens !!


· If you are a die hard fan of dada who hits a huge "out of stadium" shot in an IPL match, it happens!!


· If you arrive from your work place or outside before "Saravanan Meenakshi" (a tele-serial)starts, it happens !!


· If you come to know "today is friday", it happens !!


If People wish you at sharp 12 on your day of birth and have cake cut with an useless gift, but still it happens !!


· If you are looking for a change to give to bus conductor, you find a candy wrapper on your wallet given by someone special long back, it happens !!


· If your eyes get filled with tears on seeing Genelia with Ritesh on your telly screen, it happens !!


· If· If you corner people to eat your dish what you have cooked on your own and sarcastically they give good comments about it, it happens !!



And this "happening" list goes on everyday in our everyone's lives. They might seem so trivial but comprise the vital strings of our life.



These are the things said to be your valentines and to be celebrated on a so said special occasion called "Valentine's Day!!". The day is actually not meant for a restrictive celebration with your "to be" or "being" life partners as most of us contemplate !! That wasn't the real intention behind this "Valentine's Day" induction by Saint Valentine. To be unfeigned, "Committed" status is not a criterion to celebrate this occasion..



Towards whoever or whatever your scale of craze goes beyond, it means you are in love with them!!


Whenever you feel like getting hurt on giving up something or someone, that also means you are in love with them.


Whenever you feel like missing someone or something, that also reveals the extent of love you have with them.


Never get too much complicated with this simplest tool to live.



Actually, I wrote this post before this valentine's day itself, but was lazy enough to post it!! Also, I am not having a belief in celebrating this occasion on a single day !!



Entire life itself a celebration of love. Never try to restrict it to a single day of it!! Love is not a predefined existence but you have to define it for yourself.


Love is something which paints your heart green and chills your soul !!



Just have a complete fun out of "Be Loving and Being Loved" to almost everything and everyone you find on your way.



This post is solely dedicated to all SINGLE SINGHAMS !!!






P.S : One of my feminine readers asked me like, "In all your posts, you are encircling the phrase "girl friend". Is that mean that your write ups are only towards the focus of men?"



My response follows.



Actually I am a writer of american style for whom the word "Guys" is common for both men and women.


In the same way, whenever I mention "Girl friend" in my posts, it means "women" for masculine readers and "men" for feminine readers !! Hope this answers your Query my dear reader!!







Friday, February 10, 2012

~~ Jai BajRang BaLi - IV (FINAL) ~~

No more remembrance for a very loooong time...!!

I partially opened my half tight eyes..Whah!! What a technological advancement in medical science.. It wasn't like an Intensive Care Unit!! No oxygen tubes :) No pinned Salines :) No graph lining ECG monitors :) But still No Gorgeous doctors and nurses too :(

When my eyes were fully opened, I was lying down in my same room and in my same bed but not in any hospital.
And the time was just 3.45 a.m. of the same day. I was completely perplexed and was rolling down the bed thinking of what was going on??!!
"Oh No..!! Again this dreaming disease started sticking to me???!!", when I was thinking myself, again the Chalisa BGM heard and yes the spark came with floral drizzle.

"Something is real this time.. Stay calm guru!!", told myself on seeing it.
I got up and sat down again and was still in the confounded state.
Spark started speaking for the second time.

"Beta. I can understand how do you feel now. All those things what you were thinking off had never happened!! Were mere illusions. So, come out of it first!Will you please?"

"Ohh Noo Hanumanji!!So, India never won Aussies??? No fire accident at my work place??? And I haven't killed that pitiful blind man???? Everything happened sometime back was unnatural?", I keep on interrogating the spark.

It guffawed on listening to my queries and said,
"Your mind was completely restless for the past few days and getting dumped with tons of things revolving around you. Being your Sole protector, I am suppose to get you out of it my dear.

Hence, I simply let three illusionary mantras out to you to reveal how dumped your mind is! Yep. All these three utilities of the mantras are few among those things which rest in your mind.

Indian tour to Australia is the all time street talk of the city. So, came out as your first utility of the mantra.
And, you were chatting about small fire accident happened in your work place last month with your mates today morning which induced the second utility.
And that blind man with beard was the beggar fellow whom you used to see everyday near your locality and he inducted the third one. These are some of the thoughts found in your mind log.

Final Destination - 5's horrors had incorporated all these terrific happenings to these three utilities with your doings in those illusionary happenings!! You even consider them as your dreams but this time they would never happen in reality as happened in Vandhana Gopalakrishnan's case..!!

Yep. You were in a dream world for the past 16 hours which wasn't even one percent real. This is just like what you have seen in the movie "Inception"!! Those 16 hours of dream world counted just one hour in real world. It is a crazy time scale which human brains can never interpret. So, never get into this research now!! But the thing is, you could'nt control it just like Leonardo DiCaprio did in inception.




Unfortunately, India would never win the test series this time and the humiliation would keep persisting from Aussie side !!! So, drop all your faiths over world champions in this test series alone but not in one day tri-series!! Dhoniman gonna make magics this time for sure !! Keep your fingers crossed !!

And, don't worry. Your workplace is safe all the time and you have never killed anyone for anything...!! You would find him tomorrow morning alive in the same place asking you for a penny.

Boons aren't such easy things from us to you in this Kaliyug man!!
Anyways, I am at least supposed to help out my true devotee whenever he is in trouble. So, my intention is to teach you something and not to tease you my dear."

I was listening with clueless emotion to the words of almighty.

The spark continued,
"Never keep your mind restless anymore. It does nothing with it..
Life is just to brush you up and not to crush you down. Take happening things as ease as possible. You won't find problems in it unless you feel like need it !!!
Yep. Are you good in Physics???", the spark asked me suddenly.

"Yes. I was..", I said.
"Can you say what is the law of conservation of energy??", spark queried me.
"Yep. Energy can neither be created and nor be destroyed. Just a transformation occurs from one......bla bla bla", I kept on saying just like a kinder garden kid answering his tutor..

"Enough!! Enough!! Just replace 'energy' with 'problems' in life.
Yes, problems neither be created nor be destroyed but still might seem like existing. It just depends on the perspective of the person how he takes it. Stop kicking back the creator on his bugs. All bugs are intentional. We will not leave anybody here to have extreme bliss as well as huge fuss. Life of you people is kept balanced just like a chemical equation.

So, just stick to it in the days to come. You will find nothing else other than winning!! Those problems you find on your way are pretty much easier to solve than those olden calculus and algebraic ones. To solve, all you need is "Inner Peace". Just learn to used with it.

And whenever you feel like you are down with these kinds of problems as you feel like now, just use my mantra as I told you. Just chant "Jai BajRanga Bali" thrice by keeping your right fist near your heart. Though it won't let the objective to happen like just as happened in your dream world, it would give you ample confidence to face the things to come.

To be secular, say "ALL IS WELL" by keeping the right fist to your heart thrice. You will get the suffice of confidence to sort out the things..!! Keep it in mind beta.

Anyways, I am running out of time.Time to leave.Have a good day.Bless you my dear..!!!", the spark disappeared instantly without even awaiting my response.

In a couple of minutes I had fainted down again and slept.

The alarm buzzed as I kept it at 6.55 a.m, and my routine day had just started. But, this time I really felt with a great energy to sort out whatever comes ahead!!

Yes folks. Having an Apache RTR without a girl friend makes any sense??
Same way, life without problems would be just like a sugar-free coffee.Problems add sense to it !!

Workability of this mantra is really great. Try it out whenever you feel like you are in need. Apart Bhagavat Geetha, just try incorporating this Bajrangbali Geetha too in your life !!

After all our life to be lived once, why to screw ourselves?! Just make use of it to the fullest !!

And finally to the attention of the gorgeous ladies of the city,
Hope this post would reveal the secret behind me being single still !!

Yep. Guru Bhai is a True Hanuman Devotee !!! Just aware of it!!



PS : Heya Readers ! This post is actually penned owing to a contesting blogger event on a "Superheroic" tag. Hope, I never got you all into a deep boredom while reading it. Thanks for reading the series anyways :)