Before answering his query, he requested all those people who are mentally below the age of 18 to walk out of the class!
Sunday, August 5, 2012
I Wanna Be a Stupid!
Before answering his query, he requested all those people who are mentally below the age of 18 to walk out of the class!
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Mr.So called Underachiever!
"Underachiever" tagline has become viral globally about our "Mr.So called Economist" a.k.a Prime minister of India Dr.Manmohan Singh being revealed by the most ubiquitous British daily newspaper TIMES recently. Before getting into useless debate and discussions over this British media on criticizing Indian Prime minister, it is kind of necessitated task of contemplating from our shore first.
Many of us have almost forgotten this gentleman's marvellous achievements and contributions to the Indian economic history. It is a well known fact that we Indians are good in culture but bad in memory in all means! So, let us get to know about this gentleman again. Apart from being the Alumni of Cambridge and Oxford, he had been the RBI governor from 1982 to 85. During his tenure, he had introduced many radical banking policies and incorporated many new inductive measures in RBI Act which are still considered to be the remarkable milestones in Indian banking industry and are being followed.
Friday, July 6, 2012
What's on your mind?
"Yes" would be the justified answer to this query with the maximum probability!
Before moving on with this justification, I wanna put on another query to you all.
When did you sign in to your Orkut account recently?
The answer authenticates the ultimate success of Facebook!
Alright! Now, move on!!
It is an earthly human mentality that whenever he finds something novice in his way, he would acquire the desire towards it. But lasting on it would happen only if the found thing is realised as the better one! This has grasped the maximum number of eye balls towards FB!
And yes, this novice networking nest has outperformed our craze towards whammy Orkut and has now become a prime part of our composed lives of many.
Status updates and Notifications on mobile phones has been viral addictive events of our lives these days. Whenever we have come across any celebrations or meet ups or whatever events or happenings in life, the next thing that strikes our mind is to upload all the captured pics in FB and keep awaiting the "Likes" and "Comments" with alacrity from our friends and relatives across geographies.
From Kiddoos to grannies are facebooking these days. “Easiest camaraderie of using” is the core cue behind this facebook cult among the users!
Old wines are quite easily caught with in this facebooking nest. Yes! Capturing the older friends who have gone completely out of contact has its greatest possibility in FB. Not only mine, even my dad and grandpa could make out their older friends in no time. No matter how many friends you have on your cart, you would get to know all the periodical happenings of all of them!! Orkut has failed to accomplish many of these objectives due to lack of clarity and reachability among its wide range of users.
"Groups" and "Games" has dragged many people of appropriate focuses and tastes into this nest. "Alike" thinkers are brought together. Iconic people could make effective use of this nest to stay connected with their acolytes.
Sharing our perspectives and views has now caught the easiest possible way in the internet world which could reach the right audiences as we want. We could get a better transparency in mining the information about the people or the entity we wanna move with in both personal and professional ways.
Facebook has targeted the emotional catch among its audience which has been cleverly conquered as the prime part of its wonderful objective. Indeed, it is not such an easy thing to expel the widely existed Google’s Orkut from the Social networking market!! But, it has factually happened!!
Scrutinizing the descending side of this social networking mania, we got to say one thing that "It has belittled the human involution in real life to a greater extent due to his easily reachable spectrum in Internet life!"
Yep! I got wishes for my birthday from my pals only in Facebook who are staying just few streets aside my place. Those who do chat and trap in FB messenger fail to do the same when happen to meet us in straight. Those who are liking your display pictures and cover photos fail to inform you about their wedding which is about to happen in a week. People who are indulged in status updates and notifications flunk to do the same in reality. To be precise, this new trend has Mani folded the existing laziness and lethargy of human lives and has made them more sluggish in all means!
Despite all these dizzy prospects, this book is indeed an ideal dais to scribble whatever runs on your mind stream. Yes, it is the only book which always asks you "Whats on you mind?" whenever you happen to disclose it!
World has become small and open! And, FB has become an amenity to us! So, keep revealing things on your mind to make you keep moving on!
Friday, June 1, 2012
~~Chennai Rhymes~~
Whaw! Whatta sound track! On listening to it, mind is blowing with the soul as well.The lyrics almost fit with my recent life and remind me all the roaming I had here. Feeling nostalgic since moving outta this superlative place for a short span. Yes. I happened to listen to the recent super hit sound track on my playlist today morning -"Vanakkam Vazhavaikkum Chennai" from the album Marina. Could any Chennaite listen to this track with no sensitivity? Never! They hardly say NO! The song is all about exact depiction of the lives of people here!
This song pinged me hard to write something about my place. Being inhabited in this MULTI-Metro city for more than seven hundred days, I am dying to describe my perspective about this heavenly place to which I owe a lot to move on.
Let me disclose some celestial stuffs packed in this Chennai city.
Whenever People think of "Chennai", the first thing that strikes their mind is "Its Hot". Yes. It is. We do agree.It is HOT. In fact, it is hotter than all those Sheelaas and Chikni Chamelis. We love to stay hot to keep moving on all the time. "Ithu Enga Chennai !! Semma HOT Machi!!"
If you are down with the syndrome of traveling, never ever think of Chennai. Because, we do traveling, we love traveling and we owe traveling. Traveling occupies the most part of our life whatever and whenever we do. We used to move faster than we live. MTCs, Metro rails, Share autos, lane to luxury taxis, airways and the list goes on when you happen to live with Chennai's travelogues. Whatever it is, it keeps you moving with at most cheer possible on earth. You may be the greatest expert in negotiating bombastic packages with your flamboyant HRs, but, nobody can do it with our Chennai Auto drivers. They always win the race! And yes, Fox History Traveler can make more episodes here!
When I say Multi-Metro, I really mean it. Yes, it is multi-faced. This place incorporates multiple multilingual people from multiple places who eat multiple cuisines and moving on with multiple dreams. This divine land always keep their kids traversing with tons of aspirations. No matter whether you are a CEO or a common man, Chennai would undoubtedly be your ladder to move up in all possible ways.The perfect place to live your dream! As the lyrics of the song goes, this chennai mother would pat you whenever you win or loose!!
People here have many untold aberrant stories and pains behind them. But still, all are kids of this ever consoling and cheering Chennai mom!
Our calender has just two days a week. Yep. Either a weekday or a weekend to define our Work-Life Balance! Tuesdays and Thursdays are not specially bothered.
Are you a perfect Foodie? If yes, We heartily welcome you here. Apart all those junk spots like McD,KFC,PHD, CCD and many more, be blessed to try typical South Indian food makes in this hub. HSB (Hotel Saravana Bhavan), RC (Rathna Cafe), Murugan Idli Kadai, Thalappakattu biryani shop and many more extensive eateries are found throughout the city to feed you the fabulous food. Can anyone one stay without drooling tongue on seeing Sambar or Dhahi Vada made here? Chennaite's breakfast is unimaginable with no Idlies, Pongal and Dosas on plate! No one can ever think of denying it!
There is a popular saying that "If you happen to try a South Indian meal (Saapaadu with Vaada and Paayasam) at least once in life, objective of your birth is half done and you have lesser possibilities of reincarnation! So, NEVER miss it.
Are you a "Rotti" Manic? Do come here. We don't need more than a week to change you :)
"C" in Chennai also marks for delicious Coffee made over here. "Filter Kappi" is our best invention which lingers throughout your lifetime.
Are you a die hard movie and music freak? Then, this must be your place. This is where the don of fantasies live. Man of all woods across the globe stays. Yes. Someone beyond super heroic personalities like spiderman, Batman, Superman of today, Super Star "Rajni Sir" stays here. Someone else who have written a new media biography also from Chennai and we call him "Kamal Hasan".
"R" factors who defined the thesaurus of music named Rahman and Raja stay here. Many extraordinary unknown tamil tracks and movies still remain untold to you! Never miss trying all those enchanting makes! Grammys and Oscars are our part time achievements. Still we have a lot to go!!
Chennai is the only place where you could find soul sticking carnatic music and Classical Bharathanatiyam throughout the year. Specially try to visit this festive city in the winter season (Tamil month of Marghazhi) where great musical treat would be awaiting here!
Do you live to hang out? Then Chennai must be your destiny. We love to hang out than we do anything else. This shoreward city has tons of places to hang out with your pals or loved ones. City has the beach spots throughout. Wanna do the best shopping here? We have too much of options here from luxury extravagant malls like Express Avenue to economic shopping centers like Ranganathan Street. World's Secod largest Marina beach is on our side. Never miss a walk here.
We never limit ourselves when it comes to partying and pubbing :) Get unplugged with tons of options here!!
Are you a person looking for pious places here? If Yes, You could find lots of spots like Triplicane, Mylapore, Vada pazhani temples, Santhome, Big Mosque and many more famous entities of deities.
And, the feast of all the cricket crazes so called the "Super kings" 's homeland is our chennai. Can anyone dare enough to have a derby at our place against our Roar? Never! Damn proud to state that we are dual champions! "Thala" Dhoni is on our side! "CSK ku Whiste ah podu!"
Most brainy fellow on this earth being a chess champion, Mr.Anandh is from this city. And many more sporting icons we have produced and we would keep doing :)
When you debate Rajneethi, it is a well known thing that our CM is one among those audacious feminine dictators of this country who could even shake the central Government whenever she gets bored! With love we call her "MOC" Mom of Chennai and she is Miss.Jayalalitha! No matter whether the PM or president, they are suppose to adapt whatever our mom says ;)
"Tradition" is the sticky wiki note of Indian Culture. Men and Women of Chennai add no exceptions to this saying. Yes. We are traditional too (Not all the time!). Chennai ladies can well meant for being traditionally gorgeous who can even make a stony man as drool...!
At times, we might seem crowded for you and yes we are! Because,we love people which keep us together :)
At times, we might seem thoroughly poor, but I bet we are heartily richer than you!
No matter whether you are Workaholic or Alcoholic, this place pays you back!
Whatever you dream to do, this place would make you to gleam.
Hope this preface describes the city more than you believe :)
Thanks for the maker and composer of this song! Anthem of fantasy for all chennaites :)
With loads of fun and nostalgia left with many places and people here, I am moving out for a short while.
Never give up the chance if you happen to stay or come here!! Get Kolaverified :)
Will be Back Soon!
Ithu Enga Chennai da!!
And yes, Welcome to Our Chennai :)
Monday, April 16, 2012
IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA…!!

Saturday, March 10, 2012
~~PyaaR UnPlugged~~
LOVE ??!! Is this a questionary or an exclamatory thing? Bewildered? Yes. Not you and me. Of course, everyone down to earth are traversing their lives on getting to know about this rhetoric thing!!
L.O.V.E --> Lethargic Over-dued Venture of Existence !!
Can you make sense out of it? Never. You can't. Love is such a senseless happening in your life
LOVE is just like an acronym which fits into numerous expansions just like WHO which stands for "World Health Organisation". But "the expansions" I mean here is the way people consider or have it in their own means to live it. You can fit whatever expansions you like to fit into this acronym which ultimately frames the crux of your life.
I just wanted to narrate about my perspective of this super natural thing so called "LOVE".
There is something called craziness which exists in everyone of us.If you have a scale to measure it out of 5, when it crosses beyond 5, the thing "LOVE" borns !!
Just imagine yourself with the following instances where I believe it happens.
· If you could not able to have your morning cup of coffee without "TOI (Times of India)", it happens with TOI!!
· When your oldest pal calls you unexpectedly and when you both share your nostalgic childhood memories , it happens !!
If your kid calls you with your name for the first time, it happens !!
· When you happen to watch VTV (Vinnai Thandi Varuvaya), it happens with whom you miss a lot in your life!!
If you are travelling alone in a long time train journey and find someone new to chat with throughout, it happens !!
· If you are a die hard fan of dada who hits a huge "out of stadium" shot in an IPL match
· If you arrive from your work place or outside before "Saravanan Meenakshi" (a tele-serial)starts, it happens !!
· If you come to know "today is friday", it happens !!
If People wish you at sharp 12 on your day of birth and have cake cut with an useless gift, but still it happens !!
· If you are looking for a change to give to bus conductor, you find a candy wrapper on your wallet given by someone special long back, it happens !!
And this "happening" list goes on everyday in our everyone's lives. They might seem so trivial but comprise the vital strings of our life.
These are the things said to be your valentines and to be celebrated on a so said special occasion called "Valentine's Day!!". The day is actually not meant for a restrictive celebration with your "to be" or "being" life partners as most of us contemplate !! That wasn't the real intention behind this "Valentine's Day" induction by Saint Valentine. To be unfeigned, "Committed" status is not a criterion to celebrate this occasion..
Towards whoever or whatever your scale of craze goes beyond, it means you are in love with them!!
Whenever you feel like getting hurt on giving up something or someone, that also means you are in love with them.
Whenever you feel like missing someone or something, that also reveals the extent of love you have with them.
Never get too much complicated with this simplest tool to live.
Actually, I wrote this post before this valentine's day itself, but was lazy enough to post it!! Also, I am not having a belief in celebrating this occasion on a single day !!
Entire life itself a celebration of love. Never try to restrict it to a single day of it!! Love is not a predefined existence but you have to define it for yourself.
Love is something which paints your heart green and chills your soul !!
Just have a complete fun out of "Be Loving and Being Loved" to almost everything and everyone you find on your way.
This post is solely dedicated to all SINGLE SINGHAMS !!!
P.S : One of my feminine readers asked me like, "In all your posts, you are encircling the phrase "girl friend". Is that mean that your write ups are only towards the focus of men?"
My response follows.
Actually I am a writer of american style for whom the word "Guys" is common for both men and women.
In the same way, whenever I mention "Girl friend" in my posts, it means "women" for masculine readers and "men" for feminine readers !! Hope this answers your Query my dear reader!!
Friday, February 10, 2012
~~ Jai BajRang BaLi - IV (FINAL) ~~
I partially opened my half tight eyes..Whah!! What a technological advancement in medical science.. It wasn't like an Intensive Care Unit!! No oxygen tubes :) No pinned Salines :) No graph lining ECG monitors :) But still No Gorgeous doctors and nurses too :(
When my eyes were fully opened, I was lying down in my same room and in my same bed but not in any hospital.
And the time was just 3.45 a.m. of the same day. I was completely perplexed and was rolling down the bed thinking of what was going on??!!
"Oh No..!! Again this dreaming disease started sticking to me???!!", when I was thinking myself, again the Chalisa BGM heard and yes the spark came with floral drizzle.
"Something is real this time.. Stay calm guru!!", told myself on seeing it.
I got up and sat down again and was still in the confounded state.
Spark started speaking for the second time.
"Beta. I can understand how do you feel now. All those things what you were thinking off had never happened!! Were mere illusions. So, come out of it first!Will you please?"
"Ohh Noo Hanumanji!!So, India never won Aussies??? No fire accident at my work place??? And I haven't killed that pitiful blind man???? Everything happened sometime back was unnatural?", I keep on interrogating the spark.
It guffawed on listening to my queries and said,
"Your mind was completely restless for the past few days and getting dumped with tons of things revolving around you. Being your Sole protector, I am suppose to get you out of it my dear.
Hence, I simply let three illusionary mantras out to you to reveal how dumped your mind is! Yep. All these three utilities of the mantras are few among those things which rest in your mind.
Indian tour to Australia is the all time street talk of the city. So, came out as your first utility of the mantra.
And, you were chatting about small fire accident happened in your work place last month with your mates today morning which induced the second utility.
And that blind man with beard was the beggar fellow whom you used to see everyday near your locality and he inducted the third one. These are some of the thoughts found in your mind log.
Final Destination - 5's horrors had incorporated all these terrific happenings to these three utilities with your doings in those illusionary happenings!! You even consider them as your dreams but this time they would never happen in reality as happened in Vandhana Gopalakrishnan's case..!!
Yep. You were in a dream world for the past 16 hours which wasn't even one percent real. This is just like what you have seen in the movie "Inception"!! Those 16 hours of dream world counted just one hour in real world. It is a crazy time scale which human brains can never interpret. So, never get into this research now!! But the thing is, you could'nt control it just like Leonardo DiCaprio did in inception.

Unfortunately, India would never win the test series this time and the humiliation would keep persisting from Aussie side !!! So, drop all your faiths over world champions in this test series alone but not in one day tri-series!! Dhoniman gonna make magics this time for sure !! Keep your fingers crossed !!
And, don't worry. Your workplace is safe all the time and you have never killed anyone for anything...!! You would find him tomorrow morning alive in the same place asking you for a penny.
Boons aren't such easy things from us to you in this Kaliyug man!!
Anyways, I am at least supposed to help out my true devotee whenever he is in trouble. So, my intention is to teach you something and not to tease you my dear."
I was listening with clueless emotion to the words of almighty.
The spark continued,
"Never keep your mind restless anymore. It does nothing with it..
Life is just to brush you up and not to crush you down. Take happening things as ease as possible. You won't find problems in it unless you feel like need it !!!
Yep. Are you good in Physics???", the spark asked me suddenly.
"Yes. I was..", I said.
"Can you say what is the law of conservation of energy??", spark queried me.
"Yep. Energy can neither be created and nor be destroyed. Just a transformation occurs from one......bla bla bla", I kept on saying just like a kinder garden kid answering his tutor..
"Enough!! Enough!! Just replace 'energy' with 'problems' in life.
Yes, problems neither be created nor be destroyed but still might seem like existing. It just depends on the perspective of the person how he takes it. Stop kicking back the creator on his bugs. All bugs are intentional. We will not leave anybody here to have extreme bliss as well as huge fuss. Life of you people is kept balanced just like a chemical equation.
So, just stick to it in the days to come. You will find nothing else other than winning!! Those problems you find on your way are pretty much easier to solve than those olden calculus and algebraic ones. To solve, all you need is "Inner Peace". Just learn to used with it.
And whenever you feel like you are down with these kinds of problems as you feel like now, just use my mantra as I told you. Just chant "Jai BajRanga Bali" thrice by keeping your right fist near your heart. Though it won't let the objective to happen like just as happened in your dream world, it would give you ample confidence to face the things to come.
To be secular, say "ALL IS WELL" by keeping the right fist to your heart thrice. You will get the suffice of confidence to sort out the things..!! Keep it in mind beta.
Anyways, I am running out of time.Time to leave.Have a good day.Bless you my dear..!!!", the spark disappeared instantly without even awaiting my response.
In a couple of minutes I had fainted down again and slept.
The alarm buzzed as I kept it at 6.55 a.m, and my routine day had just started. But, this time I really felt with a great energy to sort out whatever comes ahead!!
Yes folks. Having an Apache RTR without a girl friend makes any sense??
Same way, life without problems would be just like a sugar-free coffee.Problems add sense to it !!
Workability of this mantra is really great. Try it out whenever you feel like you are in need. Apart Bhagavat Geetha, just try incorporating this Bajrangbali Geetha too in your life !!
After all our life to be lived once, why to screw ourselves?! Just make use of it to the fullest !!
And finally to the attention of the gorgeous ladies of the city,
Hope this post would reveal the secret behind me being single still !!
Yep. Guru Bhai is a True Hanuman Devotee !!! Just aware of it!!
PS : Heya Readers ! This post is actually penned owing to a contesting blogger event on a "Superheroic" tag. Hope, I never got you all into a deep boredom while reading it. Thanks for reading the series anyways :)



