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Thursday, January 26, 2012

~~ Jai BajRang Bali - II ~~


When I kept moving further towards my working tower, I had found a building next to mine had caught an extensive fire and it was the abysmal thing happening over in my workplace.
People were struggling to come out of the tower. Rescue operations had been at its peak but it seemed there would be tons of people inside the building who were unable to get out of this morass.That was the reason for all those parked fire extinguishing vans and police patrols on my way.

It is actually a kind of tall tower and that day seemed some taliban attack had been done on it just like a "twin tower" trend. But after a brief inquiry from those who were running thoughtlessly, I found that due to some short circuit issue in the second floor of that multi-storied building, there occurred a firing on the network which had kindled the fire throughout the building.

Those who were stuck inside were shouting in fear and the smoke had been covering the entire workplace and it was getting harder for the extinguishers to proceed with their safeguarding attempts.
In fact, their preliminary measures had kindled the fire to a greater extent and no one inside the tower were able to come or jump out !! Emergency exits were completely covered by smoke. People were clueless to move. Situation was getting more than being bad.

And, my instinct kicked my brain to the exclusive need for the use of my second mantra. Yep. I did it in no time. Closed my eyes. Brought the right fist to my heart in thinking of safeguarding all those suffering colleagues.

1 - Jai Bajrang Bali
2 - Jai Bajrang Bali
3 - Jai Bajrang Bali


When I had opened my eyes, entire chennai city was visible to me. Yep I had suddenly grown up about 150+ feet. I was almost resembling a huge HULK physique but three times bigger than that giant man. This time I was not in green but in blue color. Everyone who witnessed were running out from me and even the extinguishing people were feared down on seeing me growing extremely big suddenly and finally everyone had left the place of fire but caught with some fear on me.

I hardly had time to let them know that this avatar of mine was only for their goodness. Then, I was cornered to be the only hope to help out those people caught inside the burning tower.

When I was thinking what to do, the water tank nearby was visible to me which had stroke an immediate idea on seeing two huge dusty useless empty containers near my feet. When I had lifted them, they were like bathing mugs to my huge hands and then directly drenched them in the tank over there, took it back and poured those hundred liters of water over the burning tower once.

Fire over the tower had slowly limited to smoke. And, I did the same thing for another four to five times and the whole tower was extremely wet which had completely extinguished the dreadful fire at my workplace. Everyone inside were safe with not even a small hurt then leaving just a little physical damage to the infrastructure.

Over flowed water filled the entire premise wet. It was the time that people over there started realizing my super heroic contribution in saving their lives.

Yes, all those people inside the tower of criticality were landed safely and everyone started applauding me as if I was their deity down to earth who saved them!!!

Unexpectedly, they started shouting and lauding as "Jai Hanuman !! Jai Hanuman !!" towards me. I was clueless that how did they find this out that these happenings were Hanumanji's measures ??!!

Then only I had noticed a thick long structure was following me wherever I move and it was Aanji fame Tail behind me and another notification confirmed my contemplation!!Yep. My cheeks were swollen red and skin was completely hairy. People easily found out from the simulations !! I had realized that the avatar wasn't Hulk but Bajrang bali's Vishwaroop !! But, I wasn't having "Gatha" since it was purposeless for my activity done.

Instantly, a smoke bomb had exploded beneath me and I came back to normal physique all of a sudden since the task of my second mantra was done. Fortuitously, nobody over there were clever enough to recognize me who did the recent super-heroic safety precaution to them. So, I simply got into the crowd of amazement over there as if myself too couldn't able to guess what had happened there.

It was almost 12.15 p.m. After chanting hanumanji's name with the crowd for a while, everyone started moving to their workplaces and calling their close circle to inform what had happened here. Everyone were calling them back and even I was on this callers loop. All my *friends, *family people started calling me to ask about the exclamations happened here. (Who never even tried calling me before for a very long span). Told the same story to everyone as the people nearby passed on to their people.

Again, the news spread all over media before the smoke got vanished and R&D had started at my workplace on finding out the solution for traditional "How?" query.

"Hanuman In the City", "Chennai corporate people saved by Vaanaraveer", "BajrangBali Is Back", bla bla bla were becoming their breaking news on many channels.
Anyways, my job had been done and I never bothered about the rest happening over there on my behalf.

An exciting day at my workplace had come to an end. Bored of these people's exaggerations, amazes and surprises which never seemed to end even in the late evening. It was 7.15 p.m. So after done with my work of the day, boarded in bus back to home and got down in my stop.

As usual, huge traffic on road and was waiting to cross it on watching out the signal when it would turn green to pedestrians. Need to cross it to get into a lane where my home was located.

It was 8.15 p.m. Between, a weird man came into picture !!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

~~Jai BajRang Bali - I ~~


Just now finished watching Final Destination(FD) 5 with complete darkness and stunning surround sound with all alone in my home and then fell down in my bed around 1.15 a.m. and kept alarm at 6.55 a.m. to get up in the morning. Tried to close my eyes tight to get into sleep inspite of horror thoughts of "FD" traversing in my mind :( :( Whenever some horror kinds of things happening in my life, naturally I would start chanting Hanumanth Chalisa without my sense and I did the same then!!!

"Good Morning !! Wake up, Wake up !! Good Morning..." my phone started alarming suddenly as I opened my half tight eyes with desperate hesitation and tried to stop or snooze it but it wasn't alarming when I had keenly noticed. But, the time was just 2.30 a.m. So, being clueless what had happened, fallen down again to deep one from half sleep.
Between, I heard a BGM chanting "Shree Guru Charana Saroj Raj, Nij Man Mukar Sudhari,Barnau Raghuvar Bimal Jasu,Jo Dayaku Phal Chari.." and I woke up hastily and sat on my bed !!"

Instantly tons of flowers started showering in my room and colorful lights glaring throughout my place and a small glowing fire spark ignited in front of me with an extremely brightened rounded plate revolving behind. I was completely astounded and immediately there heard an echoed voice.

"Hey Beta !! Sorry to disturb your sleep. Anyways, this is your Hanuman speaking. I am quite surpassed on seeing your Bhakthi towards me and its time for a boon to my true devotee!", the voice echoed.

"Oooops !! My Aanji has come ?!:) Seriously !! Is this really happening to me ?!! I am really clueless what to do now !!..." , I had started blabbering on astonishment to that talking spark.

"Yes. And, I wish to offer a special boon a.k.a mantra to you. You can make anything to happen by chanting this mantra but you can use it only thrice and validity expires by today 10.45 p.m.sharply!", the spark said.

"Oh Great !!", I muttered with thanks and still I keep on blabbering since I was moving beyond cloud eleven.

"And the Mantra is 'Jai Bajrang Bali!'. Chant this mantra thrice with eyes closed and placing your right fist near your heart.Whatever the objective you have on your mind while chanting, it would happen as you wished immediately!" and the spark started diminishing with lowering the volume of Hanuman Chalisa. In a while all flowers and lights had been disappeared.
I had fainted unknowingly it seemed and found no more remembrance of what had happened.

"Good Morning !! Wake up, Wake up !! Good Morning..." I had woken up and the time was 6.55 a.m. and got up finally. I had made my own tea since my parents were out of station and tuned to star cricket to watch out what was happening in Adelaide. And yes, seemed Aussies would humiliate us this time too. Aussies were batting first and the score was 394 for just loss 3 wickets. Clarke had crossed a century and Ponting was nearing dual century.
Suddenly, something which had happened last night stroke my mind. I was thinking about that it might be a dream but still like a kinder garden kid wanted to check it out once. Yep, I wanted to try the mantra which had been considered as a dream I had last night from my Hanumanji.
Anyways, with a hopeless contemplation I had closed my eyes and placed right fist near my heart and chanted the mantra on thinking of saving my country from the persistent humiliation of Aussies!!

1 - Jai Bajrang Bali
2 - Jai Bajrang Bali
3 - Jai Bajrang Bali
....

When I opened my eyes, I was sitting between two gorgeous white ladies in a grassy lawn kind of place with an Aussie painting on their faces and flag on their hands.

Yes !! I had been landed to Adelaide cricket stadium in no time without even a Visa formality !! Players who were playing on my telly were then playing live in front of me.. It seemed like nobody had noticed me. But I was flying beyond the peak of excitement..!

Zaheer had just finished the spell. And Gambhir was given a chance to bowl for the very first time in the international cricketing history. And yep, the mantra had started processing and the score at the end of the over was 394 for 9. Gambhir had picked 6 wickets in six balls. Dual Hatrick in the very first over of his international test history. Unbelievable stuffs were happening in the Adelaide ground. And, it was a time I was moving out from excitement to realization that my mantra really had its workability !!! Huge applauds from the NRI audiences over there and celebrations had started in the minds of all Indian cricketing freaks across the globe. Aussie fans were completely stayed clueless on what were going on there!!

Laxman was given to bowl the next over. He bowled with a pace of 178 km/h and bowled out the last wicket in his very first ball and it was double tonned Rickyman. Aussies were cornered to wound up to 394 in the first innings.

It was the time for India to bat. Confoundedly, Umesh Yadav and Master blaster were the openers. My mantra was on its full swing and in just 15 overs, India had scored 398 for no loss of wickets. Umesh had scored his debut test century and he was on the crease with 175* runs in just 48 balls.
And, yes, Little master had scored his most awaited hundredth ton at Adelaide to cheer millions of his sleepless fans. And he was on the crease with 202*. In another 10 overs, India's score had become 575 and then Umesh 208* and Sachu was 338*. MSDhoni suddenly unleashed the declaring announcement. (Nobody were clever enough to realize how Dhoni came to picture even after his ban on the current test!!)

Aussie batsmen again padded and started their second innings with a trailed score of about 181. Only two overs were left for "stumps" of the day.
Laxman started the spell, and yes got dual hatrick from his front. Now Aussie were 0/6. Average speed of his last over was 208 km/h !!

Indian Talisman had come to bowl the last over of the day and yes MS Dhoni. He picked rest five wickets but giving two runs on wide and finally Aussies were completely disintegrated with a "Tit for Tat" victory by Indians and then their second innings score was 2/10.

India won by an innings and 178 runs:) :) Miracles threading throughout the cricketing fans and global media. I felt more than grateful to my nation then and when I closed my eyes, I came back to my home in an instance and the awarding ceremony had started in star cricket. Task of my first mantra was done :)
Time was 9.45 a.m. I was supposed to start to office asap since it was getting very late. "Boons happening even in Kaliyug Man!!!!!", I muttered myself.

Got myself ready and boarded into the bus. Everyone in the bus and roads were very much impinged into the talks about Indian cricketing miracle happened overseas. I was giggling myself on seeing everything happening around me. All these street talks gave me a super heroic feel to me which cannot be described just as "superman", "spiderman" kinds of people felt offline..

It was 10.45 a.m., I was entering into my workplace. Many people were flooding here and there in morass. A series of fire extinguishing vehicles were entering into the premise and employees were announced to stay calm and to avoid chaos.

Police patrols had been parked on my way and the roaming employees were asked to move to safe assembly area immediately.

I get to know that something abysmal was going on at my work place and with no idea I kept walking in...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Monday, January 23, 2012

~~DirTy RajNeethI~~


Election blizzard triggered in north Indian zone has grabbed the attention of everyone over here since this would be the greatest decision making criterion in the upcoming parliamentary battle between UPA and NDA. A BIG questionnaire grows on every one's minds whether UPA gonna sustain this rage or NDA would turn around? The fact would be unleashed in a couple of months. Between, a viral trend is widening on the election ground.

And yes, as we all expected, the South Indian epidemic election agenda has been brought into picture to this northern election season too. Meant as "FREEBIES" !!!

Kudos to Karuna in Tamil Nadu who is sarcastically named "Political Chanakya" with more than five decades of experimented wisdom in politics has the reverence of inducting this bull shitting trend in election manifesto. And with this "Freebies" mantra, he has won the 2006 local election. When he tried incorporating the same trend by adding much more freebies along with tellies, like rice,laptops,mixers, grinders and so on, failed to achieve the same this time. But unpleasantly, the opposition led by Jaya too cornered to disclose a manifesto which comprised freebies so as to conquer the region. Finally, the corruptive tag on DMK alliance dejected it completely out of the assembly track. But still, seemed like this freebies trend worked here anyways !

Now, in UP, Punjab and other states too, political parties are coming up with this freebie culture to promise people giving laptops, mobile phones and bla bla bla. Do these laptops and mobile phones are desperately needed to those thousands of homeless people shivering in winter temperatures and losing their lives?

It is deperately now visible with far better clarity that spending money in election contest by the parties is nothing but an investment which can be taken back in multiples after the contest over a period of five years. But, why the hell these parties coming up with these useless fantasies which would make people bit more indolent and zombie.
If you give everything they need, then they won't even attempt to give a try to work for their life. This idiotic idea would make the people of the country sluggish in all means.

It won't be an astonishing thing to happen, if any party would come up in giving an iPhone 4S to everyone in their manifesto who own Aadhar card in the upcoming Parliamentary election ;) No more wait needed for the next "Thanks Giving" in US !

Human resources may be the greatest hindrance to the development of India in all means but on the other hand if we vitally plan wise and introduce certain agenda which kick start employments here rather making them to sit idle, our motherland would be grateful with her human resources. Instaed of wasting the people's funds for these freebie stuffs, please retune them in creating sources of employments to the people over here which would also enhance your vote banks as you wish.

Both ruling and oppositions of this election season are in time to stop thinking on introducing new freebie trend to enhance the vote bank but to do the same with someother wise weapon of needs. This worse practice in election agendas would make the country worst than ever.

Its not only "The Dirty Picture" breaking the box offices but also these kinds of "Dirty Rajneethis" do the same !!!

Voters, Election commission and judiciaries should realise the wake up call and should completely ditch this contemporary viral election trend out of the country !!! Steps should be taken in no time else the nation would be cornered with very dangerous outcomes.

Awaiting it to happen asap ! Flee from this "Free" election culture ! Democracy is not a market to allow these political rhinos to do their business with price tags on the heads of voters !! We the VOTERS are suppose to rule the politicians and not YOU !!

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

"Whats up with Aishwarya Today ?"



There are a number of people here in a "Fingers crossed" state for the past few months and keep praying for little master's mission of crossing hundredth ton and nothing matters for them if tons of people expired at AMRI or at Jammu!!

There are a number of people here who keep conceiving intensely all the time about SRK's next flick and awaiting ambiguous status of Rajni Sir's impending projects but still they never have the habit of bothering about what kind of crusade is happening in their mother land by the counterfeit of "Democracy" and "Secularism".

There are people here who keep hashing out about Rahul's ex girl friend and Kareena's next boy friend but still don't find time to get to know about what has been done by parlimentarians at Delhi and economists at Mumbai.

I wanna pull out the collar of one among these numbers spending MOST of their life in these trivial stuffs and ask him/her "Do you have any idea about What is inflation? or Where do we Indians stand in Global stage of economy or development? Are you aware how many are ditched down below poverty line everyday? How many are food-less and shelter-less here? What is the average salary of an Indian?" Would they really try to say something ???

If you are happened to drop down blindly in a place from a chopper where people never think out of cricket, bollywood or dirty politics, in no time you can figure out the place as INDIA. This is what is traditionally happening over here.

And this traditional tool is the sole cue for the recent firestorm triggered against the India media by most reverent critics including the new chairman of Press Council of India Justice Markandey Katju. Hopefully, if my above empirical description is almost appropriate, more than eighty percent of people must be unaware of this gentleman. This blind state of rumination among most of the Indian minds is the primary cause of the legitimate Indian media with ample stuffs in their box to keep their TRPs high all the time.

Yep. Even I go with his saying. Indian media is almost Rotten these days which results in very dangerous outcomes. Transparency of media is wilting to a greater extent. Time to sort out the things in damming the issues which are acting as sources of useless exaggerations in the recent days.

BEA (Broadcasting Editors Association) is slamming Katchu's Statements against the media over lapsing. Let us just pause and think for a while to get more pragmatic whether we find justification in BEA's diatribe over Katchu Sir.

Please turn your clock back for a while and just get remembered with those issues happened in the recent past. Do you really think that the tone and the tenor of the Indian media anchors were same when they spoke out about the issues like "2G scam", "Radia Tapes", "Cricket world cup season", "border issues happening between India and China" or about "the contrary issue of removing the essay about Ramayana written by A.K.Ramanujam in Delhi University" ?????

If you contemplates into it, a huge "NOOOOOO" sign board might hit your mind. Despite the fact that the huge success of naive NGO "India Against Corruption(IAC)" during Annaji's 19 days fast in the month of August is deliberately because of the same Indian Media, it never gets the people the appropriate news with appropriate transparency unless it reaches their Target Rating Point. I wanna ask those people who keep blabbering all the time about "Lokpal", "How many of you aware of Ralegan Siddhi? And Hazare's contribution towards this place?" No media has disclosed the social welfare contributions of the same fellow other than this IAC initiation before.

But why now? The answer is again TRP !! Now,they need him to reach and compete with higher TRPs with their counter parts. With this cake named "IAC", all the news channels made a huge turn over on all the 19 days as a report says.

They keep you posted as the "BREAKING NEWS" about Swami Agnivesh joining a reality show for the whole day but the news of huge crisis of inflation in Indian history has been exterminating lives of many in Manipur has been televised or written with as much trivial importance as possible !!

Let me disclose another recent flick which hit the world history. Yep. Devastation of Muammar Gadaffi in Libya. Why it happened all of a sudden? Started with Iraq, recently Egypt, Libya and it still continues by the most universal fake tag "Revolution". Can anyone able to contemplate beyond the actually stated reasons? Do those people were really suffering with their dictators and kick started these revolution stuffs?
Western powers needed it to happen. And so the western media validated with the favorable reasons and stories behind. And now, Iran is at the cross hair and those Ayatollahs would definitely be declined in the offing with the preemptive measures of Western countries. What would Indian media do? Undoubtedly, would repeat what the western media quote about as it did in the past cases of Egypt and Libya!! Now, the destiny of western powers of the conquering middle east is favorably happening with the help of Indian media too !!

Coming back here. It was the same Indian media which had applauded the iconic personalities like MF Hussain, Taslima Nasreen and many, yet again shamelessly drenched them hard when they were censured for contrary issues !! And in 26/11 issue, why the media focuses were more towards the Taj and Trident but never bothering much about the people lost CST station?

And on the memorial of the same day this year, they are remembering about those NSG heroes like Hemant Karkare who have relinquished their lives for the nation just for a while, but an hour discussion forum has been televised about the box office scale comparison between Ra.One and Bodyguard !! So whatever happens, their intention is ultimately "Making money out of information despite the extent of fact" !! They keep misleading the people very far from the realities to keep their channels hot 24*7.

And this media has the sole responsibility of the decay of many traditional sporting events here only because of mere exaggeration and promotion towards an event with mere bat and ball. If CSK and MI are playing on the ground, who will bother here if some athlete picks a Gold medal in running or wins the championship in Hockey ?! The lower media projection towards these games is primarily because of lower advertising revenues which matter for them more than anything.

It is getting more transparent these days about this squalid Indian media which simply paid well enough to cover or write more favorable about the articles of business magnates, political icons and tycoons. The media which has to bring about the correct tracking records of corrupt issues is itself corrupt in many cases.

"Peepli Live" best described it !!

Anyways, Indian people are no more dumb morons in listening to these spineless exaggerations all the time. Thanks to Internet advancement and reachability, which brings out certain undisclosed truths and facts which are being mislead by Indian media. And still, the inability of the media is always proven in India in certain cases. Recent archetype is the election prognostication from the media happened in Tamil Nadu during when it was said that there would be a tough battle between the two political giants DMK and ADMK. But, DMK was completely decimated in the end. So, media never make it all the time.

To move towards the possibility of Raghav's "Revolution2020", we at least need the media clean to make this country clean.

If we are still bothered about the stuffs like "Whats up with Aishwarya Rai Bachan today? Does her daughter start giggling? When would she make an entry to Bollywood?....", the media crisis would keep moving on this same track with no deviation.


As Katchu Sir says, We need you to make us bother about the vivid issues but not the trivial ones !!


Please take this as a red alert issue on India's behalf !!

So, BEA, Just Rethink !!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

~~THREE STATES~~


Krish from punjab and Ananya from chennai. They both fall in a relationship and we all liked and pinioned ourselves in their travelogue of romance in "Two States" with at most curiosity as if we were. Of course, their relationship is ethical and Social and altogether beautifully described by Bhagat. Every page touches our heart. There was some soul licking factoid beyond mere lush between the two which made this book to make you craze.
Despite the fact that this penned romance is his very own life, it is worth of reading, rather i say "Living". Anyways one among those people who dropped cherish comments about the relationship between Krish and Ananya, delivered the worst comments about the relationship between Karthik swaminathan and Yamini.
"What the hell kind of movie is this? Selva became mad or what? Worst theme ever to be considered in a movie. Relationship on friend's dating friend (to be girl friend). Quite irking man. I will never ever recommend anyone to watch the movie and bla bla blaa!" This is what all about the movie "Mayakkam Enna" described by him to me. This bewildering comment made me to watch the flick the very next day and I did.
And, my mind framed contrary comments on the same movie and asked him "What the hell made you to think so ??" Might be, I am not good in judging movies. That might mean my perspective of foreseeing the movies is quite rational and would deliver the comment to people whatever I feel and most of the times it won't match with the wave length of many. And hence, this time is also not exceptional. My perspective about this flick is again quite positive and not indifferent as said by many.

I personally feel that the movie is critically made without flaunts for those people with extra scale of maturity to traverse their minds beyond mere understanding. It was not all about flirting one's best pal's girl friend. It just happened in their minds and how could he dragged himself into it. The "state of mind" is the culprit which kicks you out in all instances of life and the same happened in karthik's mind and Yamini's as well. And Kudos to selva who beautifully carried over such an awkward theme throughout the whole track which I feel not such an easy job. And matured diligence is delivered both by "Kolaveri" fame dhanush and Richa. Beyond beautiful lens eye, the movie is worth watching. Provided, you realise yourself of such a psychic personality of Karthik which rests on most of the minds of people. As the caption says, if you are a person with the attitude of "following your heart", you would reveal with dare that "I do like this movie". "Following your heart" not makes sense only in relationship but in your career too !!

Yet another latest flick about Janardhan Jakhar a.k.a JJ a.k.a Jordan so called "Rockstar". One of those recent movies which has seated close to my heart. Yep. It is again seemingly an irrational theme of relationship with an 'about to be married' woman and persevering the same even after her marriage.Also, doing "not supposed to be" kinds of things throughout. It is absolutely a ridiculous fact to think of it, if you think in a petty way. But when your contemplation goes beyond maturity, the stance between Jordan and Heer would materialize your mind. "Jungli Jawaani" and those Prague stuffs might feed fun parts in the movie but the relationship between the two is intense and could not be understood if you never make your scope of understanding beyond being existing. Ranbir made justice to this censuring character beyond the scale of points. Again many negative and dejecting reviews have been thrown towards such an oracular movie. Unless you interpret the theme, you won't enjoy it.

And yes, "Pain" is ubiquitously needed to achieve goal or success you want !! History reveals it. Most lock breakers fall under this category.

Certain unethical facts and truths can be realized rather under standing only if you think beyond your social life!! Unless you feel the above thing, you cannot enjoy watching these movies !! Seemingly, we are yet to think out of being social and also dismaying ourselves inside this undisclosed box.

I wanna put forward a sarcastic saying that "Everything happens to everyone". Delivery and disclosure of these happenings is up to you how you take it or make it.

Now, coming back to "Two States". Do you think revealing personal life specially romantic one to everyone and making it as an open book is logical? Social? Or ethical ? Doesn't sound odd to you? If you really think so, your perspective about the above movies must not be negative. Because, the story about two states which made you to read is the author's real personal life. According to social ethics, you were not supposedly encourage in reading the author's personal life but you did.

Still, above two movies sound awkward to you? Can you make sense out of it? My comparison might seem enigmatic to you. But, try to make sense of it.

I am not a kind of personality with a mindset that writers never disclose about the happenings of their own life. Let them whatever they want. They must be out of scope on everything.

Philosophy says "If you like something and no one is hurt in achieving the same thing, JUST DO IT and YOU ARE MEANT FOR IT". And, psychology says "More than ninety five percent of us never follow the above philosophy".

When someone says "Life is once. Never miss it", the next moment we start to think about missed ones. Literally true. And in most cases, those "missed ones" are made only by not revealing the extent of love we had with them. I mean the probability is more in this case. "Unsaid" things play a greater role in our life rather than "said" ones !!

To be precise in describing my thought to those who never understand anything out of reading the whole stuff, I wanna put forward the simple thing below.

There are THREE STATES of mind.
One thinks only about good stuffs.
Second only about bad stuffs.

And There exists a third state which subsequently interprets "between the two".

Though most of us fall under this third category, we fail to realize the same in most of the times !!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Paav Bhaaji Pochae !!


I was walking on a steep high pathway with frequent ups and downs. It was full of fog and mist everywhere with chill air blowing throughout. Apart that pathway, water was flowing with a greater current on either of its sides with huge hills with cliffs surrounded. All of a sudden, I have found the fog getting more milky white and in a while I have found that it wasn't fog-decoloring but the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my life in a white salwar kameez !! (Quite usual thought which contemplates in every guy's mind whenever he finds a girl of his kind !!) She was tall (but not more than mine),neat and fettle with dark brown hair of moderate length with magical eyes. Was just like Hermione Granger was down to my pathway with no wand on hand. I had noticed that She too was moving on my way but with a lesser pace. The path was really hard to walk beyond with bushes across. It was getting too cold and rhythm of water flow was keeping us exulting on our way.

It wasn't Manaali !!! Not Gangtok or Coorg kind of place!!Your wild guesses would fall down if you try.. It was actually on my way to workplace..Yep..SholingaNallur so called "Nallur"..

And it wasn't fog or mist but Smoke everywhere. They weren't hills but huge towers and buildings surrounded. We were walking on the steep Road divider between the four laned road since the road was completely flooded due to the heavy monsoon rain which wetted chennai for the past three days. It was still cloudy and drizzling.

The road was full of heavy traffic for the past four hours and the toll gate which was visible from here, seemed almost immersed. All the two,three,four and eight wheelers were just making sound from the same place but not moving. Rhythm of water flow was at times replaced by those engine noises. Many engines of vehicles were tired of shouting and suddenly started bursting with huge sounds !! we were keep moving despite this restive ambience.

"Its too bad. How do you people work and live in such a dump city. Just come to Ahemadabad and get know about the city infrastructure and maintenance.It is also in India only. Chennai is damn waste!! How am I gonna work here for three more months !!!Hrrrr !!" Some blatant voice heard from back and when I turned back it was a tall fair uncle in a formal attire with a hanging lap bag.He was almost with the resemblance of Anupam Kher.

When I looked at him, he started blabbering to me as if I was keen on listening.. "See man..Today morning only I came to chennai for a short term assignment and when I was on the way to office, my car has broken down. And that rustic driver asking me to walk till that signal which is not at all visible from here !! My trousers and shoes are completely wet. Worst day of my life !! :( :( ". With an intention less smile I turned around to follow my Hermione.
The road already has lot of furrows throughout and with this running water people couldn't able to find the comfortable track to move in and started ramming with the nearby vehicles and some have fallen down in fact.

"Hey man!! Help me please !!" another voice followed by two hands appeared in between myself and Hermione. And it was someone asking for my help to take him up and place on our pathway. Tried very hardly to lift that fatso uncle with the help of AK (Anupam Kher uncle) and placed him between myself and AK uncle. It was easy enough to guess on seeing him that he must be from mylapore or west mambalam!! And now, we all four started following each other with greater care on our way and kept walking on that uneven divider slab with uneven bushes spread across. Many others started following the same track and it was also getting rushed.

"Damn!! What a city is this?? How do you people stay here?? bla bla bla...." AK uncle again started saying the same like a rhyme telling school kid to that new comer Mr.Mylapore uncle.

"Yes..Too bad. Chennai corporation is getting worser day by day. None of Government officials are doing their duties and following their responsibilities.Is this a roadway or streamway?? I am gonna write about this abysmal experience in HINDU editorial tomorrow.Bla..Bla..Bla.." said the mylapore uncle to us.. AK replied something for that and they both had started a deep conversation on their walk just like "News Hour" in Times now but Arnab Goswami was missing this time..I was not in a position to take his place when such a impressive woman was moving nearby!! We both kept saying "Yes...Yes..Yes.." kinds of head shakes throughout their conversation.

"Careful man!!"she muttered on seeing my slipping steps on hearing their worthless debate.
"Way to go Guru bhai!!" I minded myself.

All those branded luxury motors were lagging behind us !!All people were trying to convert their two wheelers to water sport bikes. It hadn't worked for many !! Huge metro buses were almost flooded and water was swaying in and out of the vehicle.The scenes made were most like more than fun despite being pity on them.Kids nearby had a great ambience to play out their water games.If we have got down in that road, might have got drown in knee-over water level.

I had noticed in between that my sumptuous lady was feeling bad that her white attire was getting dirt. But I was helpless to her. If I were a superman kind of personality, might have lifted her on my hands and dropped at her workplace in no time.But, unfortunately I wasn't :(
Thanks to my friend who had called me in the morning and apprised me in advance about these stuffs on my way. So I had come with a preplanned attire with the dark shirt and trouser which I hate the most to wear. I might not have bothered even if I had got dirt..
"Anna Hazareji must have opposed!! No intimations from Government side......" The conversation of both still continues to an irrelevant extent with all those nearby happenings!! I really didn't have any clue why they were pulling the legs of Annaji? Why did he came in this loop? Not interested to get into it. No matter whether Ahemadabad or chennai. All fifties have same intensive thoughts in all means.Damn bored of these "Bla..Bla..Blabbering" of oldies when you were not wanted to!!!

We had walked for almost two kilometers like this and huge queued crowd was following us then and somehow reached the half immersed toll gate. But still someone was sitting in that toll chamber and asking for something! We really had no clue he was asking for what?? Toll for travelling in that a stream or something??!! Funny !!
She got a call suddenly on her iPhone (must be 4S)!! Before I recognised myself whether she was speaking or singing an unknown hindi song, the call was cut and kept the iPhone in her dark red leather handbag.
"Oh my gawd!! I have a client meeting sharply at 11.30 today. Have to give one presentation.Time is almost 11.15 now.Don't know what's gonna happen?!!" This was Hermione's turn..She was blabbering about her situation to me. But, this time I really worried for her with a consoling intention ;)
"Never bother yaar.Where you wanna go??" Asked a consoling query to this magical lady.
"I have to go to CTS at karapakkam.." she replied.
"Don't worry. Will cross this place in a very short while.You would give your presentation for sure. But no assurance for your immaculate dress code today ;)It wasn't already",I replied back.
"Ha ha ha..Yep!!" she laughed for even such a poor joke of mine.

We crossed all the leaps,laps and mazes and finally landed at a place which had two ways. Left one leaded to my office and the straight one leaded to the juncture through which she had to go to her work place.

When I was thinking to tell something to her, I had realized that she was trying
to tell or might ask something to me !!
In between, a thunderbird came all of a sudden into picture and stopped near us. A huge stylish fellow just like a sibling of John Abraham was sitting on it.

"Come on dear! Lets go! Extremely sorry that it took much time to kick start the bike!", he said with a vrooming bike sound.

"Thats okay man !!Your apology is accepted.." She smirked and got into his bike.
Then she turned to me and said "BYE YAAR. SEE YOU!"

Yep..I said "Bye" in higher tone and "Take Care" with a lower voice :(

Paav Bhaaji Pochae!! :( :(

One thing is clear !! Whatever happens, Hermione is not meant for Potter !!

Fortunately, I took left to move on by saying formal see offs to those uncles who walked straight with still persisting pointless conversation ;)

Adventurous Journey to my Workplace had come to an end on a cloudy day!!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

CraZe OR MaZe ?!



Typical mandatory criterion for a bridegroom in an upper or lower middle class of a hindustani family today is that "He should be in US or planning to go there after his shaadhi". The trend is becoming more common these days.To be unfeigned, the Indian population in US has a growth rate of 69.3 from 2000 to 2010. These people are so called as American Indians. The rate of inhabitants getting Green card is also going high.In fact, some people even define "Settling down" in life as mere settling down in US or leading a green carded life. I am really clueless on looking out these crazy touchstones getting round among many residential Indians towards non residentials. Of course, corporate sectors play a major role in most of the cases!! It is becoming dime a dozen kind of thing among Indian parents to look for a bridegroom with a government tag on his job profile these days. Crazy !!!

I am not a kind of fellow relegating against the people working for US or any western welfare. Obviously I cant, being from the same sector working for a US based telecom corporate. Life is all about leading it beyond borders. I really do agree. But never try to walk out of tradition being an Hindustani.
I really wanna know about the bedrock behind this craze among people?? What the hell of firmament is happening over there which is supposedly not found here? Does mere money making mentality plays a better role in the minds of those goofs..?
Western frenzy is almost imbibed in our lifestyle from extreme extravagance to inner wears. Obfuscating this truth might absolutely be an absurd. And, no issues of misnomer in this fact.
What is all about a nation called United States? And about US government? Do they really stay a warming welcome yard for these desi people? Undoubtedly doesn't hold true.
The truth is transparent to the people who are aware of the heinous crimes exhibited in the lands of vietnam, philipines, afganistan, iraq and the list goes on.
History reveals the unlimited atrocities of US government and army over tons of unarmed civilians over the years. Recently happened barbarity on Iraq which has become a covert crucial history was not all about kicking Sadaam out of the tyranny but to keep the Gulf oil resources on their loop. Even if not Sadaam was there in power, US might have executed the same flagitiousness over middle east. The acrimony behind the fact is that people of Iraq hate Americans more than they hated Sadaam. This brickbat itself ample enough to prove the asphexiating war over the innocuous innocents over there.
Yet another recent war initiative of US over Afghan. Do you really think that those efforts are mere avenging tracks against Osama or taliban or whoever? Definitely Not. They found a solid reason to mount their military bases in the middle asia by annihilating thousands of lives. After achieving everything over a huge exterminating process, they have found this criminal fellow in a rustic place in Pakistan. More than a dramatic achievement by US troops !!
Apart from various sites, some wikileaking cables are also found with solid proofs for all the atrocities done by US troops and such a master planning is still under progress. India being on dynamic development phase is not too far from these cruel stuffs unless a staunch stentorian united democracy is achieved here.This might sound practically impossible right away. But, we are cornered to get out of it else our nearby nationals would change their tails against us at any time. Stupid hindrances to our atomic establishment in Koodangulam is the best example for a deterring initiative of the people from your dream land. They would seem like bolstering us until their ass are started being kicked by Indian tags. Universal IT centered known factoid is that they need our brains until it get drained completely. In no time, they can turn around !! Chances are there to kick all green cards out of their place.
But still our craze is grooming towards such a cruel minded nation to settle down?? Does it make any sense if you ask the same to your neural organ?
I am not a kind of fellow against those green carded people. But, never ever prefer to behave like an NRI though you are possibly not! One of the best example would reveal this. My friend told me last week about his Non residential Indian uncle who's kid had a qualm about India when they have planned to come here for a vacation. And it was "Do Toilets are available in India??"
Indian kid in US is having this query on her mind?? Don't we feel ashamed on behalf of those parents who have grown such kinds of Indian kids abroad?? Earning money must be mere a part of life rather making this part as your life. Dollars and pounds might make your lifestyle westernified but do remember your roaming days of wallet with Rupees. Sophistication is also fastidiously gleaning in India too. You can find all those western stuffs from junks to pubs here. What the hell else you want here? To be precise, you can even lead an uncultured life here if you really want but opt for green cards only in that case.
Only obligation to you all. This is our motherland. This is our birth place. This is our parent world. You need not get back here unwillingly but never dispose those people living over here as if we are bucolic. We might seem poor in economy but not in tradition and culture. Sounds very abysmal when you feel bad of your mother country. We have a government here which would keep watching on just like what it has done on Lankan issue when our own blooded people were exterminated unconditionally. If any such kind of thing would happen here in near future,the Government would keep doing the same. Never stay out if the country happened to get troubled in the years to come.
The context might seem irrelevant from immigration to extermination. But, if you happen to think intensely, might get chances of getting struck with the relevance so said to e "Nationalism"!!

Never construct a maze on your own due to this worthless craze!! We have lots of miles to travel here rather there !! Never let such kinds of rigors to happen in this divine land !!