Thursday, January 23, 2014

Yes, he is an Anarchist !

Hope you watched the above video.

Well. People wanted a change but they don’t want to experience the change. Interesting! Doesn’t it sound like an oxymoron? If you expect the cleansing to be done, it can’t be done on the air conditioned board rooms but only on the streets and its grassroots. History tells that the ground rule of democracy is ‘Unless you ask for something loudly, you won’t get it’.

Yes, he is the CM but not the conventional one as you have ever seen over ages. He wanted to accomplish whatever he has promised. Being a sprinter, he has to come across all hurdles. As a decision maker, execution is equivalently important as the planning. In the contemporary context, he has given an ample timespan to the apex Government to respond back but it remained as a silent dumbo (as traditionally it is) even after the deadline. Their silence kindled the agitation. So, he is back on the streets with action.  Of course, he is an Anarchist.

A Government without the control over a police is a skeleton without a flesh. If he presses on this demand with a crowd to claim the power of regularity, he has become a man of immorality. People who criticize him now for the Dharna are modest enough to stay dumb when they become the victims of the Police or any illegal sex/drug rackets. Sounds great ! Of course, the one who is claiming for it is an Anarchist.

Media which was lost while he was agitating before getting into power and suddenly has become keen on generating revenue by centring him in all the episodes from his sneeze to his stroll. Interestingly, the number of bathrooms in his quarters was a topic of discussion one day. Wow! Kudos. Coincidentally, the dharna has become their key revenue generator for them by stopping the viewers and readers from interpreting the facts. People are excited to feed their TRPs and refrain from reading the facts which is the bottom-line of media of today. So, if media says he is an anarchist, really he is.

Does he know the legal formalities? Dose he know the ethical formalities? Does he care about law and order problems of a capital region? Many more lingering questions have become the topic of debates with Arnab, Karan and other discussions of verbal diarrhoea 24/7 *nonsense channels (sorry *news). If someone is dare enough to break the political or bureaucratic stereotype to safeguard his people, he becomes an Anarchist. Even with a national wide agitation, Lokpal was possible only after 30 months with the incumbent UPA. Do you think the control of police could be got with merely a letter from the Chief Minister of Delhi to the Home minister? (FYI, this was claimed by them as a formal process of request) If you think so, you have balls but not him. So, he is an anarchist.
With no clue about Somnath Bharti’s claim, cornering him for wrong allegation is the height of intelligence of Indian citizens. Have you ever seen any law minister flooding to the venue where illegality is complained? If you have heard, you have great global exposure but I haven’t. Of course, why the hell he had done so? For which he is facing multi-channel criticisms today. If a CM pats him for his job, he is undoubtedly an anarchist.

He promised that he won’t ally with Kangaroos and saffron whales before election. But, to kill the hunger of post, he allied with Kangaroos. Does he have any sense? Today, he is crusading to confiscate the allied kangaroos for their hash tags. Is he from asylum? Or he has any political motto behind every breath? If “yes” is the answer for all the above questions, he is ultimately an anarchist. This common man is acting like a leech and sucking the blood of Kangaroos. They pretend like they have no sense to throw him out. This ha only two possibilities, either Kangaroos don't have blood or they are under medication. But the mystery says that no matter whatever the possibility is, Kangaroos are shameless to this senseless guy by not loosening the hold over him. For them, the fear of whales is priority concern than the noise of this anarchist. Great ! They deserve a year long applause !!  

Why the hell he is disturbing the arrangements and security issues of republic day celebrations? Why is he creating trouble for the civilians of the city by this Dharna drama? But we were okay with millions of rallies which have completely frozen the public lives since more than six decades. But, who the hell is this fresher to stop our metro rails (which of course done by our honorable central Government but still we would like to blame him)? Republic day is like a Diwali or Durga Pooja for us. We hardly bother whether a Danish or a Portuguese woman gets gang raped by our citizens. But, we make noise when our woman is striped by some foreign forces even if she is criminalized for any act. We never stay calm and quiet when our pride goes for a stake in foreign sand. Because, we love our nation but don't respect the other ones. And, the source of hindrance must be an anarchist.  

For those who have fallen into the trap of mesmerism of weird white beard chai wala (as he would like to be called), you have taken the greatest decision in the era of democracy. He is not only the best salesman of the decade but also the tomb of development who is awaiting to embrace the parliament with a crown. Keep your fingers crossed to escalate the country to a dream-come-true state. The prophet has been arrived to safeguard us. So, please give him the charge. Don't waste your time in listening to the pointless claims of a stainless anarchist 

You are wise enough to break into laughter on seeing the Dharna drama happening at our capital on all *nonsense channels(sorry *news). Unfortunately, he is a clown with no charisma and hence cornered to be an anarchist.

After all a common man, so we don't have patience for even six months though we had since six decades for other lucid national parties. They have all the rights and reverences to blame this stupid common man who has just got into the field because they have done wonders to this lovely country. Because, he is an anarchist. 

My humble suggestion for drama freaks is, you can order a family pack pizza and enjoy the forthcoming dramas of Anarchist on your tellies. Because, a lot more to come until the Kangaroos quit the hall of shame. Don’t miss the cheese burst on the pizza.  Seriously yummy and a mouth watering choice!