"Whats up with Aishwarya Today ?"

There are a number of people here in a "Fingers crossed" state for the past few months and keep praying for little master's mission of crossing hundredth ton and nothing matters for them if tons of people expired at AMRI or at Jammu!!

There are a number of people here who keep conceiving intensely all the time about SRK's next flick and awaiting ambiguous status of Rajni Sir's impending projects but still they never have the habit of bothering about what kind of crusade is happening in their mother land by the counterfeit of "Democracy" and "Secularism".

There are people here who keep hashing out about Rahul's ex girl friend and Kareena's next boy friend but still don't find time to get to know about what has been done by parlimentarians at Delhi and economists at Mumbai.

I wanna pull out the collar of one among these numbers spending MOST of their life in these trivial stuffs and ask him/her "Do you have any idea about What is inflation? or Where do we Indians stand in Global stage of economy or development? Are you aware how many are ditched down below poverty line everyday? How many are food-less and shelter-less here? What is the average salary of an Indian?" Would they really try to say something ???

If you are happened to drop down blindly in a place from a chopper where people never think out of cricket, bollywood or dirty politics, in no time you can figure out the place as INDIA. This is what is traditionally happening over here.

And this traditional tool is the sole cue for the recent firestorm triggered against the India media by most reverent critics including the new chairman of Press Council of India Justice Markandey Katju. Hopefully, if my above empirical description is almost appropriate, more than eighty percent of people must be unaware of this gentleman. This blind state of rumination among most of the Indian minds is the primary cause of the legitimate Indian media with ample stuffs in their box to keep their TRPs high all the time.

Yep. Even I go with his saying. Indian media is almost Rotten these days which results in very dangerous outcomes. Transparency of media is wilting to a greater extent. Time to sort out the things in damming the issues which are acting as sources of useless exaggerations in the recent days.

BEA (Broadcasting Editors Association) is slamming Katchu's Statements against the media over lapsing. Let us just pause and think for a while to get more pragmatic whether we find justification in BEA's diatribe over Katchu Sir.

Please turn your clock back for a while and just get remembered with those issues happened in the recent past. Do you really think that the tone and the tenor of the Indian media anchors were same when they spoke out about the issues like "2G scam", "Radia Tapes", "Cricket world cup season", "border issues happening between India and China" or about "the contrary issue of removing the essay about Ramayana written by A.K.Ramanujam in Delhi University" ?????

If you contemplates into it, a huge "NOOOOOO" sign board might hit your mind. Despite the fact that the huge success of naive NGO "India Against Corruption(IAC)" during Annaji's 19 days fast in the month of August is deliberately because of the same Indian Media, it never gets the people the appropriate news with appropriate transparency unless it reaches their Target Rating Point. I wanna ask those people who keep blabbering all the time about "Lokpal", "How many of you aware of Ralegan Siddhi? And Hazare's contribution towards this place?" No media has disclosed the social welfare contributions of the same fellow other than this IAC initiation before.

But why now? The answer is again TRP !! Now,they need him to reach and compete with higher TRPs with their counter parts. With this cake named "IAC", all the news channels made a huge turn over on all the 19 days as a report says.

They keep you posted as the "BREAKING NEWS" about Swami Agnivesh joining a reality show for the whole day but the news of huge crisis of inflation in Indian history has been exterminating lives of many in Manipur has been televised or written with as much trivial importance as possible !!

Let me disclose another recent flick which hit the world history. Yep. Devastation of Muammar Gadaffi in Libya. Why it happened all of a sudden? Started with Iraq, recently Egypt, Libya and it still continues by the most universal fake tag "Revolution". Can anyone able to contemplate beyond the actually stated reasons? Do those people were really suffering with their dictators and kick started these revolution stuffs?
Western powers needed it to happen. And so the western media validated with the favorable reasons and stories behind. And now, Iran is at the cross hair and those Ayatollahs would definitely be declined in the offing with the preemptive measures of Western countries. What would Indian media do? Undoubtedly, would repeat what the western media quote about as it did in the past cases of Egypt and Libya!! Now, the destiny of western powers of the conquering middle east is favorably happening with the help of Indian media too !!

Coming back here. It was the same Indian media which had applauded the iconic personalities like MF Hussain, Taslima Nasreen and many, yet again shamelessly drenched them hard when they were censured for contrary issues !! And in 26/11 issue, why the media focuses were more towards the Taj and Trident but never bothering much about the people lost CST station?

And on the memorial of the same day this year, they are remembering about those NSG heroes like Hemant Karkare who have relinquished their lives for the nation just for a while, but an hour discussion forum has been televised about the box office scale comparison between Ra.One and Bodyguard !! So whatever happens, their intention is ultimately "Making money out of information despite the extent of fact" !! They keep misleading the people very far from the realities to keep their channels hot 24*7.

And this media has the sole responsibility of the decay of many traditional sporting events here only because of mere exaggeration and promotion towards an event with mere bat and ball. If CSK and MI are playing on the ground, who will bother here if some athlete picks a Gold medal in running or wins the championship in Hockey ?! The lower media projection towards these games is primarily because of lower advertising revenues which matter for them more than anything.

It is getting more transparent these days about this squalid Indian media which simply paid well enough to cover or write more favorable about the articles of business magnates, political icons and tycoons. The media which has to bring about the correct tracking records of corrupt issues is itself corrupt in many cases.

"Peepli Live" best described it !!

Anyways, Indian people are no more dumb morons in listening to these spineless exaggerations all the time. Thanks to Internet advancement and reachability, which brings out certain undisclosed truths and facts which are being mislead by Indian media. And still, the inability of the media is always proven in India in certain cases. Recent archetype is the election prognostication from the media happened in Tamil Nadu during when it was said that there would be a tough battle between the two political giants DMK and ADMK. But, DMK was completely decimated in the end. So, media never make it all the time.

To move towards the possibility of Raghav's "Revolution2020", we at least need the media clean to make this country clean.

If we are still bothered about the stuffs like "Whats up with Aishwarya Rai Bachan today? Does her daughter start giggling? When would she make an entry to Bollywood?....", the media crisis would keep moving on this same track with no deviation.


As Katchu Sir says, We need you to make us bother about the vivid issues but not the trivial ones !!


Please take this as a red alert issue on India's behalf !!

So, BEA, Just Rethink !!

~~THREE STATES~~

Krish from punjab and Ananya from chennai. They both fall in a relationship and we all liked and pinioned ourselves in their travelogue of romance in "Two States" with at most curiosity as if we were. Of course, their relationship is ethical and Social and altogether beautifully described by Bhagat. Every page touches our heart. There was some soul licking factoid beyond mere lush between the two which made this book to make you craze.
Despite the fact that this penned romance is his very own life, it is worth of reading, rather i say "Living". Anyways one among those people who dropped cherish comments about the relationship between Krish and Ananya, delivered the worst comments about the relationship between Karthik swaminathan and Yamini.
"What the hell kind of movie is this? Selva became mad or what? Worst theme ever to be considered in a movie. Relationship on friend's dating friend (to be girl friend). Quite irking man. I will never ever recommend anyone to watch the movie and bla bla blaa!" This is what all about the movie "Mayakkam Enna" described by him to me. This bewildering comment made me to watch the flick the very next day and I did.
And, my mind framed contrary comments on the same movie and asked him "What the hell made you to think so ??" Might be, I am not good in judging movies. That might mean my perspective of foreseeing the movies is quite rational and would deliver the comment to people whatever I feel and most of the times it won't match with the wave length of many. And hence, this time is also not exceptional. My perspective about this flick is again quite positive and not indifferent as said by many.

I personally feel that the movie is critically made without flaunts for those people with extra scale of maturity to traverse their minds beyond mere understanding. It was not all about flirting one's best pal's girl friend. It just happened in their minds and how could he dragged himself into it. The "state of mind" is the culprit which kicks you out in all instances of life and the same happened in karthik's mind and Yamini's as well. And Kudos to selva who beautifully carried over such an awkward theme throughout the whole track which I feel not such an easy job. And matured diligence is delivered both by "Kolaveri" fame dhanush and Richa. Beyond beautiful lens eye, the movie is worth watching. Provided, you realise yourself of such a psychic personality of Karthik which rests on most of the minds of people. As the caption says, if you are a person with the attitude of "following your heart", you would reveal with dare that "I do like this movie". "Following your heart" not makes sense only in relationship but in your career too !!

Yet another latest flick about Janardhan Jakhar a.k.a JJ a.k.a Jordan so called "Rockstar". One of those recent movies which has seated close to my heart. Yep. It is again seemingly an irrational theme of relationship with an 'about to be married' woman and persevering the same even after her marriage.Also, doing "not supposed to be" kinds of things throughout. It is absolutely a ridiculous fact to think of it, if you think in a petty way. But when your contemplation goes beyond maturity, the stance between Jordan and Heer would materialize your mind. "Jungli Jawaani" and those Prague stuffs might feed fun parts in the movie but the relationship between the two is intense and could not be understood if you never make your scope of understanding beyond being existing. Ranbir made justice to this censuring character beyond the scale of points. Again many negative and dejecting reviews have been thrown towards such an oracular movie. Unless you interpret the theme, you won't enjoy it.

And yes, "Pain" is ubiquitously needed to achieve goal or success you want !! History reveals it. Most lock breakers fall under this category.

Certain unethical facts and truths can be realized rather under standing only if you think beyond your social life!! Unless you feel the above thing, you cannot enjoy watching these movies !! Seemingly, we are yet to think out of being social and also dismaying ourselves inside this undisclosed box.

I wanna put forward a sarcastic saying that "Everything happens to everyone". Delivery and disclosure of these happenings is up to you how you take it or make it.

Now, coming back to "Two States". Do you think revealing personal life specially romantic one to everyone and making it as an open book is logical? Social? Or ethical ? Doesn't sound odd to you? If you really think so, your perspective about the above movies must not be negative. Because, the story about two states which made you to read is the author's real personal life. According to social ethics, you were not supposedly encourage in reading the author's personal life but you did.

Still, above two movies sound awkward to you? Can you make sense out of it? My comparison might seem enigmatic to you. But, try to make sense of it.

I am not a kind of personality with a mindset that writers never disclose about the happenings of their own life. Let them whatever they want. They must be out of scope on everything.

Philosophy says "If you like something and no one is hurt in achieving the same thing, JUST DO IT and YOU ARE MEANT FOR IT". And, psychology says "More than ninety five percent of us never follow the above philosophy".

When someone says "Life is once. Never miss it", the next moment we start to think about missed ones. Literally true. And in most cases, those "missed ones" are made only by not revealing the extent of love we had with them. I mean the probability is more in this case. "Unsaid" things play a greater role in our life rather than "said" ones !!

To be precise in describing my thought to those who never understand anything out of reading the whole stuff, I wanna put forward the simple thing below.

There are THREE STATES of mind.
One thinks only about good stuffs.
Second only about bad stuffs.

And There exists a third state which subsequently interprets "between the two".

Though most of us fall under this third category, we fail to realize the same in most of the times !!

Paav Bhaaji Pochae !!

I was walking on a steep high pathway with frequent ups and downs. It was full of fog and mist everywhere with chill air blowing throughout. Apart that pathway, water was flowing with a greater current on either of its sides with huge hills with cliffs surrounded. All of a sudden, I have found the fog getting more milky white and in a while I have found that it wasn't fog-decoloring but the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my life in a white salwar kameez !! (Quite usual thought which contemplates in every guy's mind whenever he finds a girl of his kind !!) She was tall (but not more than mine),neat and fettle with dark brown hair of moderate length with magical eyes. Was just like Hermione Granger was down to my pathway with no wand on hand. I had noticed that She too was moving on my way but with a lesser pace. The path was really hard to walk beyond with bushes across. It was getting too cold and rhythm of water flow was keeping us exulting on our way.

It wasn't Manaali !!! Not Gangtok or Coorg kind of place!!Your wild guesses would fall down if you try.. It was actually on my way to workplace..Yep..SholingaNallur so called "Nallur"..

And it wasn't fog or mist but Smoke everywhere. They weren't hills but huge towers and buildings surrounded. We were walking on the steep Road divider between the four laned road since the road was completely flooded due to the heavy monsoon rain which wetted chennai for the past three days. It was still cloudy and drizzling.

The road was full of heavy traffic for the past four hours and the toll gate which was visible from here, seemed almost immersed. All the two,three,four and eight wheelers were just making sound from the same place but not moving. Rhythm of water flow was at times replaced by those engine noises. Many engines of vehicles were tired of shouting and suddenly started bursting with huge sounds !! we were keep moving despite this restive ambience.

"Its too bad. How do you people work and live in such a dump city. Just come to Ahemadabad and get know about the city infrastructure and maintenance.It is also in India only. Chennai is damn waste!! How am I gonna work here for three more months !!!Hrrrr !!" Some blatant voice heard from back and when I turned back it was a tall fair uncle in a formal attire with a hanging lap bag.He was almost with the resemblance of Anupam Kher.

When I looked at him, he started blabbering to me as if I was keen on listening.. "See man..Today morning only I came to chennai for a short term assignment and when I was on the way to office, my car has broken down. And that rustic driver asking me to walk till that signal which is not at all visible from here !! My trousers and shoes are completely wet. Worst day of my life !! :( :( ". With an intention less smile I turned around to follow my Hermione.
The road already has lot of furrows throughout and with this running water people couldn't able to find the comfortable track to move in and started ramming with the nearby vehicles and some have fallen down in fact.

"Hey man!! Help me please !!" another voice followed by two hands appeared in between myself and Hermione. And it was someone asking for my help to take him up and place on our pathway. Tried very hardly to lift that fatso uncle with the help of AK (Anupam Kher uncle) and placed him between myself and AK uncle. It was easy enough to guess on seeing him that he must be from mylapore or west mambalam!! And now, we all four started following each other with greater care on our way and kept walking on that uneven divider slab with uneven bushes spread across. Many others started following the same track and it was also getting rushed.

"Damn!! What a city is this?? How do you people stay here?? bla bla bla...." AK uncle again started saying the same like a rhyme telling school kid to that new comer Mr.Mylapore uncle.

"Yes..Too bad. Chennai corporation is getting worser day by day. None of Government officials are doing their duties and following their responsibilities.Is this a roadway or streamway?? I am gonna write about this abysmal experience in HINDU editorial tomorrow.Bla..Bla..Bla.." said the mylapore uncle to us.. AK replied something for that and they both had started a deep conversation on their walk just like "News Hour" in Times now but Arnab Goswami was missing this time..I was not in a position to take his place when such a impressive woman was moving nearby!! We both kept saying "Yes...Yes..Yes.." kinds of head shakes throughout their conversation.

"Careful man!!"she muttered on seeing my slipping steps on hearing their worthless debate.
"Way to go Guru bhai!!" I minded myself.

All those branded luxury motors were lagging behind us !!All people were trying to convert their two wheelers to water sport bikes. It hadn't worked for many !! Huge metro buses were almost flooded and water was swaying in and out of the vehicle.The scenes made were most like more than fun despite being pity on them.Kids nearby had a great ambience to play out their water games.If we have got down in that road, might have got drown in knee-over water level.

I had noticed in between that my sumptuous lady was feeling bad that her white attire was getting dirt. But I was helpless to her. If I were a superman kind of personality, might have lifted her on my hands and dropped at her workplace in no time.But, unfortunately I wasn't :(
Thanks to my friend who had called me in the morning and apprised me in advance about these stuffs on my way. So I had come with a preplanned attire with the dark shirt and trouser which I hate the most to wear. I might not have bothered even if I had got dirt..
"Anna Hazareji must have opposed!! No intimations from Government side......" The conversation of both still continues to an irrelevant extent with all those nearby happenings!! I really didn't have any clue why they were pulling the legs of Annaji? Why did he came in this loop? Not interested to get into it. No matter whether Ahemadabad or chennai. All fifties have same intensive thoughts in all means.Damn bored of these "Bla..Bla..Blabbering" of oldies when you were not wanted to!!!

We had walked for almost two kilometers like this and huge queued crowd was following us then and somehow reached the half immersed toll gate. But still someone was sitting in that toll chamber and asking for something! We really had no clue he was asking for what?? Toll for travelling in that a stream or something??!! Funny !!
She got a call suddenly on her iPhone (must be 4S)!! Before I recognised myself whether she was speaking or singing an unknown hindi song, the call was cut and kept the iPhone in her dark red leather handbag.
"Oh my gawd!! I have a client meeting sharply at 11.30 today. Have to give one presentation.Time is almost 11.15 now.Don't know what's gonna happen?!!" This was Hermione's turn..She was blabbering about her situation to me. But, this time I really worried for her with a consoling intention ;)
"Never bother yaar.Where you wanna go??" Asked a consoling query to this magical lady.
"I have to go to CTS at karapakkam.." she replied.
"Don't worry. Will cross this place in a very short while.You would give your presentation for sure. But no assurance for your immaculate dress code today ;)It wasn't already",I replied back.
"Ha ha ha..Yep!!" she laughed for even such a poor joke of mine.

We crossed all the leaps,laps and mazes and finally landed at a place which had two ways. Left one leaded to my office and the straight one leaded to the juncture through which she had to go to her work place.

When I was thinking to tell something to her, I had realized that she was trying
to tell or might ask something to me !!
In between, a thunderbird came all of a sudden into picture and stopped near us. A huge stylish fellow just like a sibling of John Abraham was sitting on it.

"Come on dear! Lets go! Extremely sorry that it took much time to kick start the bike!", he said with a vrooming bike sound.

"Thats okay man !!Your apology is accepted.." She smirked and got into his bike.
Then she turned to me and said "BYE YAAR. SEE YOU!"

Yep..I said "Bye" in higher tone and "Take Care" with a lower voice :(

Paav Bhaaji Pochae!! :( :(

One thing is clear !! Whatever happens, Hermione is not meant for Potter !!

Fortunately, I took left to move on by saying formal see offs to those uncles who walked straight with still persisting pointless conversation ;)

Adventurous Journey to my Workplace had come to an end on a cloudy day!!

CraZe OR MaZe ?!

Typical mandatory criterion for a bridegroom in an upper or lower middle class of a hindustani family today is that "He should be in US or planning to go there after his shaadhi". The trend is becoming more common these days.To be unfeigned, the Indian population in US has a growth rate of 69.3 from 2000 to 2010. These people are so called as American Indians. The rate of inhabitants getting Green card is also going high.In fact, some people even define "Settling down" in life as mere settling down in US or leading a green carded life. I am really clueless on looking out these crazy touchstones getting round among many residential Indians towards non residentials. Of course, corporate sectors play a major role in most of the cases!! It is becoming dime a dozen kind of thing among Indian parents to look for a bridegroom with a government tag on his job profile these days. Crazy !!!

I am not a kind of fellow relegating against the people working for US or any western welfare. Obviously I cant, being from the same sector working for a US based telecom corporate. Life is all about leading it beyond borders. I really do agree. But never try to walk out of tradition being an Hindustani.
I really wanna know about the bedrock behind this craze among people?? What the hell of firmament is happening over there which is supposedly not found here? Does mere money making mentality plays a better role in the minds of those goofs..?
Western frenzy is almost imbibed in our lifestyle from extreme extravagance to inner wears. Obfuscating this truth might absolutely be an absurd. And, no issues of misnomer in this fact.
What is all about a nation called United States? And about US government? Do they really stay a warming welcome yard for these desi people? Undoubtedly doesn't hold true.
The truth is transparent to the people who are aware of the heinous crimes exhibited in the lands of vietnam, philipines, afganistan, iraq and the list goes on.
History reveals the unlimited atrocities of US government and army over tons of unarmed civilians over the years. Recently happened barbarity on Iraq which has become a covert crucial history was not all about kicking Sadaam out of the tyranny but to keep the Gulf oil resources on their loop. Even if not Sadaam was there in power, US might have executed the same flagitiousness over middle east. The acrimony behind the fact is that people of Iraq hate Americans more than they hated Sadaam. This brickbat itself ample enough to prove the asphexiating war over the innocuous innocents over there.
Yet another recent war initiative of US over Afghan. Do you really think that those efforts are mere avenging tracks against Osama or taliban or whoever? Definitely Not. They found a solid reason to mount their military bases in the middle asia by annihilating thousands of lives. After achieving everything over a huge exterminating process, they have found this criminal fellow in a rustic place in Pakistan. More than a dramatic achievement by US troops !!
Apart from various sites, some wikileaking cables are also found with solid proofs for all the atrocities done by US troops and such a master planning is still under progress. India being on dynamic development phase is not too far from these cruel stuffs unless a staunch stentorian united democracy is achieved here.This might sound practically impossible right away. But, we are cornered to get out of it else our nearby nationals would change their tails against us at any time. Stupid hindrances to our atomic establishment in Koodangulam is the best example for a deterring initiative of the people from your dream land. They would seem like bolstering us until their ass are started being kicked by Indian tags. Universal IT centered known factoid is that they need our brains until it get drained completely. In no time, they can turn around !! Chances are there to kick all green cards out of their place.
But still our craze is grooming towards such a cruel minded nation to settle down?? Does it make any sense if you ask the same to your neural organ?
I am not a kind of fellow against those green carded people. But, never ever prefer to behave like an NRI though you are possibly not! One of the best example would reveal this. My friend told me last week about his Non residential Indian uncle who's kid had a qualm about India when they have planned to come here for a vacation. And it was "Do Toilets are available in India??"
Indian kid in US is having this query on her mind?? Don't we feel ashamed on behalf of those parents who have grown such kinds of Indian kids abroad?? Earning money must be mere a part of life rather making this part as your life. Dollars and pounds might make your lifestyle westernified but do remember your roaming days of wallet with Rupees. Sophistication is also fastidiously gleaning in India too. You can find all those western stuffs from junks to pubs here. What the hell else you want here? To be precise, you can even lead an uncultured life here if you really want but opt for green cards only in that case.
Only obligation to you all. This is our motherland. This is our birth place. This is our parent world. You need not get back here unwillingly but never dispose those people living over here as if we are bucolic. We might seem poor in economy but not in tradition and culture. Sounds very abysmal when you feel bad of your mother country. We have a government here which would keep watching on just like what it has done on Lankan issue when our own blooded people were exterminated unconditionally. If any such kind of thing would happen here in near future,the Government would keep doing the same. Never stay out if the country happened to get troubled in the years to come.
The context might seem irrelevant from immigration to extermination. But, if you happen to think intensely, might get chances of getting struck with the relevance so said to e "Nationalism"!!

Never construct a maze on your own due to this worthless craze!! We have lots of miles to travel here rather there !! Never let such kinds of rigors to happen in this divine land !!

~~Motherland in Morass~~

It was a night, people who did not even know what Dhoni and Gauti were doing at the crease were shouting "Indiaaaaaaaaaaa Indiaa" with tricolors on faces and hands. Was a great day to come to know the intense patriotic feel found among many Indians on the day of derby between India and Lanka on April 2nd 2011. The pride of being the champions was reflected almost on the 12 billion faces that night.In fact, many cricket freaks took off from their workplaces and educational institutions to watch Ind-Pak Semi.To be unfeigned, I am one among them.

After all for a cricketing event, we did all these things. PATRIOTISM doesn't stop with mere a gaming event or just watching movies like "Roja" or "Bombay" with eyes wet. The time has come for everything to go live.
Hope everyone is aware that something is happening in our country for the sake of wrecking the grafts throughout the country for the past few days. Huge support has been observed everywhere. Its our damn privilege to get into it.
Is it a bothering thing for a 74 years old man to start a selfless crusade like this for such a huge cause for the nation? Will it make any sense for his days to come? Definitely Not !
All these days we were projecting a reason that "We don't have anyone to guide for such a protest!" But, he is there now. He is relinquishing his food for life to feed your generations to come. Are we going to keep mum still? Don't we feel shameless?

It is not a thing to be watched by lying down on our bed in an air-conditioned room and switching between Timesnow and NDTV with a burger and coke aside. Never look this issue as just happening in the living room of your neighbor. It is happening on your own living room and our heads would be kicked off if we do not proceed in making this protest aggressive.

I have seen a fellow villager in a news channel whose monthly income wont even cross the money we spend in McDonalds or KFCs or whatever for a lunch, has come from a deep inner village of Gujarat to Ramlila. People from IIMs and IITs have joined their hands. For the very first time, gathering is there in India for an event which is apart from politics and Gaming. Will it make any sense if we keep fixing bugs for those foreign clients when our own place is suffering ?

A brickbat has come on the Government of India but still they are yet to realize its severity and seriousness.It is pretending to be deaf but cant persist anymore. Being born in the land of all these happenings, we are suppose to foray into the fight.We should make our sound audible and breakable to those ghosts. That doesn't mean and we should give up our food for the sake and stay starve unto the bill has been passed. Mere participation is ample to reveal that we have spirit of our motherland.

Hope all of us are either in metros or cities and everywhere the protest is happening at somewhere. We can just spend some time there apart our work, parties,shopping, outings or whatever. The real feel of patriotism would spark in us if we ought to spend even a minute over there with those people who have really dedicated themselves in the major cause.

Acrimony hits everyone when the Government accuses Annaji as a source of Maoists.And adding that this fellow has an US back ground who doesn't even know to speak in English. What the hell these parlimentarians and bureaucrats are trying to niggle on that one among Aam Aadhmi ? Even the oppositions or any other political parties are not espousing that great man. This itself reveal how genuine Indian Rajneethi is !

Basically I don't believe in Gandhism. But this is the only suave weapon that can be a fray weapon which would get the dirts out of the country at least for a certain extent.

One among 12 billions has posted the following status in a social networking site.
It takes years to hang Kasab,
It took months to arrest Kalmadi,
But, it took minutes to arrest Hazare.
Welcome To India !
Can we stay spineless even after these kinds of happenings in our motherplace?
Also, its time to show who we are to those people who were slighting and blabbering about the youths of India as irresponsible Idiots. It all happened and happening because of those squalid people and we are suppose to make everything immaculate by kicking them out from everything. Time to reveal that our patriotism doesn't stop with mere a bat and ball or whatever. Anything can be done with the youth power !

Bull shit is happening everywhere around us ! Never be bigot still. Unless we get ourselves into evading it, the generations to come would be noxious.
Our motherland is in a morass my dear fellow people. Please let us stop saying "Vande Matharam" with inner voices and stay obstinate in sounding it louder and bit more louder in our streets.

Something GOOD is happening at our place. Is it a big thing to say "YES, I DO SUPPORT" ?

With pride being an Indian,
~~GuRu bHaI~~

What the hell is this "SecuLariSm" ?!

"Secularism" - the term which has been getting coined and redefined by the politicians and bureaucrats these days make us to google the crux meaning of the word. It has been actually defined by the British writer George Holyoake in 1851. He has stated it as "Secularism is the belief that government or other entities should exist separately from religion and/or religious beliefs."
And of course, this secularism plays a core role in framing the wise governance in the huge democratic land like India which has vast religions and numerous beliefs. Government is supposed to use this weapon with keen projection. But what is happening here?
Do the people in saffron or hats over head or Christ in the chest are all vouchsafed here with equal priorities and privileges? I really don't think so.
Whenever you find a local riot in your place which might not necessarily be a religious one and if you were accidentally found nearby with a saffron indication anywhere in your attire, you would be alleged to be a cause for that and will be arrested with no discrimination.
Whenever you find a gunfire or bomb blast at a social place and if you were again accidentally there with a hat on your head with a beard, you would again be alleged and arrested as a terrorist with no discrimination again.
This is how Democracy is being defined these days !
Denial to these happenings would merely be an absurd. And this is what is said to be a secular treatment by the government of India for the past few decades. Undoubtedly, these horrible causes of those lawless flawful, misconceptive actions then become sources for those many new anti-govt and terrorist groups across all parts of the country which mainly focus in disturbing the life of a common man. Again they show their retaliation by means of hindrances to the rest innocent people of the nation by doing some merciless attacks over them.
Various laws and acts might be gone live in upholding the status of those people belonging to the minority religions in the society but still we are not in a position to say firmly that India can safeguard the welfare of all communities of people.
Riots of Mumbai or Gujarat, Godhra Massacre and many other miseries took place in the Indian history and what is happening everyday at J&K and other north eastern states are adding bitterness to the Indian democracy and the nation's pride as well. These oracular happenings are also caused because of those so called supposedly principled religious wary leaders who stand out of their responsibilities and motivate their followers in totally an awful way.
All those governments who rule us spend most of the time in thinking on making politics with these issues rather spending time in resolving, despite the fact whether it is UPA or NDA.
Ruling Parties would keep on convincing us and opponent parties would keep on conflicting us. But none of them would step up to solve the core crusades ! Vote bank matters for the both.

Where this will end up ? Is the government only the criterion to bother this or the chary people who take the privilege of designing our government should bother about this?

Many more questions are becoming rhetoric when we start thinking of the things that are going to happen in the offing. 13/7 is the latest down front which has ditched the biggest democracy into a landmine.
Watchdog of all these consequences, so called the “media of today” is kindling the minds of people and making them ambivalent since they are not engendering the coveted facts behind the anguish causes happening in the country. Instead, they want their TRPs being competent with their counterparts. Their duty is not only to bring the things happening in the globe “as fast as possible” but “as true as possible” too. Most of the time, the latter is not being considered by them. Mere exaggeration helps them in raising their commercial TRPs. So, this might keep them away from reflecting the actualities despite the facts.
Anyways, one thing is very Lucent and transparent. Going ahead, secularism will hardly be existing in this world’s largest democracy. So, unless we turn up against this in the near future, the life of an “Aam Aadhmi” will be screwed like anything.

Despite all these things, I just wanna tell one thing to the people of India. Please never abhor our brothers and sisters on considering the mal-facts ! Developing hatred will kick us back one day in the offing for sure. So, it is better to start a renaissance in the country just like the Jan Lok-Pal against corruption.

Until, all kinds of people here walk with their own pride and prestige of their religion, India cannot be considered as a “Secular Country”.

AWAKE and ARISE please ! Its not TOO LATE.

~~DEJECTED DEMOCRACY~~

Democracy! Born some 63 years back in India seems to be in its dimishing phase these days. No one can deny this fact on seeing what happened at Ramlila Maidhan on saturday late night.
Is this the way to treat the people of a democratic land?
Is this the ethos behind the concept of democracy?
Is this the way how a government vouchsafe its people for their rights?
And many more queries pinged on my mind on watching those horrible stuffs happened at Delhi on my telly despite the exaggerations of the media.
Not some hundreds in that multitude. More than fifty thousand people were lying on the mydhan thinking of that they were contributing something for the good cause of their motherland on that occasion. It has encompassed women and children too.

Delhi city police did not even think of the fact that those people were on a hunger strike and were static and sick for a long time due to starvation. Pushing and torning out those people at late night made any sense for them? How dare they were ordered to latthi charge on them?

Baba Ramdev ! A media centric figure for the past few days. Who is this fellow? Why suddenly he grooms up for this social cause? The thing here is not whether he is a geniune in person or not? He might be politically motivated to do these ramp ups but the principle behind the ramp up seems to be quite reasonable to all the people of the country. This might led many more people to join his agitation despite his Yoga diciples.

He might be a luxurious religious leader who travels in jet flights and stays in five star hotels. And many more favours or rumours pump up to depict him.
The crux here is, if the government found him geniunely imperfect, it might have banned the allowance for this hungerstrike movement before it has created the peers. Must have forged the people and media about his approval of the place only for "Yoga preachings" before he start up.

Why all these jinxes come out too late to us? Only after the meet up of Ramdev and Sibal on saturday noon? If Baba really assured of getting back his hunger strike at 5 o clock in the evening in their meet, Kapil might have announced the same in advance that legal action would be taken against him and the supporters of his agitation if he would continue still, to the so called serpent weapon "media".

Digvijay singh ! Suddenly this fellow appeared for media and digging some crappy things about Ramdev that he himself is not a geniune and he has lots of criminal offences. We should not allow him to do these kinds of non senses in our head quraters and bla bla bla.
Mr.Dig ! We are not in a debate of deciding whether Ramdev is geniune or not? Why the hell Delhi city police behaved so rude on those innocent people that night? Make a valid answer for this debacle else "Chup karo !". No more blaberings needed from your side.

Seems Honourable Home minister Mr.Chidambaram is on summer vacation with his family. So, we are not suppose to disturb him! Have fun man !

Hello Mr.MM Singh ! Are you really there? Don't you have time to watch what is happening in your country? When you have plans of making you erect from the inclination of your government towards an Italian?

Corruptions from all sides. We are yet to digest the clever witted response from this UPA government in the last meet up with Annaji's panel for introducing a new scope to execute the Lokpal Bill in the late August.
No judicial, No Legislative, No Administrative hierarchy would be involved in the scope of the bill. More than a funny design made:) An idealogical approach from an IIT brain. Awesome Mr.Kapil Sibal. You really deserve for what you have done. It really shows that your UPA government is working hard only for the cause of "Aam Aadhmi" and for no one else. Hats off UPA.
Following this, again a Morass at Ramlila Maidhan.
Keep going. You have yet more to do.
Media these days are not at all bothering about their TRPs since UPA let them many new corruptive stories and crusades everyday.

But one thing is getting more visible to everyone. This Singh will no more be a king here soon.
Awaiting a change which atleast would have redefine the democracy !

~~Passengers Your kind attention please~~

"Passengers Your kind attention please! Train number 6101 Rameshwaram express from Chennai Egmore to Rameshwaram via Trichy will leave the platform no 8 shortly"

On hearing this announcement, I was walking on the bridge of Tambaram Railway station on a sultry monday night around 10.05 p.m. which is said to be one of the most lively place of chennai round the clock. We sometimes consider it as the Brooklyn bridge of New York.

I was never bothered with that traditional announcement which was going on, since myself have reserved in Rockfort Express which would come around 10.50 p.m.

I was actually going to trichy (supposedly srirangam, as many people might be unaware of trichy but not srirangam) to my uncle's home for a family function by taking a day off from office. Got down in the nightly crowdy station and was sitting alone in a place where my coach was alleged to arrive.

It was humid like hell even at that time and everyone was sweating like anything. Chennai is not only well known for its "Sambar" but also for its summer :( Why do only the trains are airconditioned but not the stations ?! :(

Got a bottle of coke and again continued sitting in a solitude with Jeeva who was exploring about his imminent project "ko" in chennai times. Was bit hectic in office that day and hence was bit dolorous too.

It was almost 10.50 p.m. Time would ramp up so fast when you extremely immerse your self in reading about the things happening in the living rooms of bollywood and politics despite the crusades of your own life. In a while, again heard an announcement like "Passengers Your kind attention please! Train number 6177, Rockfort express from chennai egmore to Tiruchirappalli via vizhupuram will arive in platform number 8 shortly". And it did as announced.

It was really a pleasure to watch the train entering into the platform which I love to do from my childhood days :)

The wheels have stopped making noise and I was looking for coach no s8 and got into it. Found 55 which was luckily a side-lower this time where I love to sleep with.

Train started moving and nobody has arrived to 56 yet.

I was partially lying down and watching outside from the window with half-opened eyes while train has started to move. Suddenly, a gorgeous girl came running alone along with the moving shops into my windowscape and seemed she was gonna get into my compartment and she did in fact!!

Believe me guys, the runner came near me and was looking for 56! She got it and sat in front of me with a huge trolley in between.

It really pained hard when I pinched the flesh on my left hand. Acknowledgment of illusion didn't work. So, I felt like "it is happening for you only goose!! LIFE WON't SCREW YOU ALL THE TIME! ;) ".

I wanted to refute with my granny when this chubby beat has thrown a gaze at me. Yep, my granny has told me many fairy stories while feeding me when i was a kiddo on which they were dressed in a white attire with a wand on their palm. But today she wasn't like that. The dairy like fairy sitting in front of my eye balls with hazel eyes was on a black salwar with a pale blue jean. A tiny blackish so called handbag was there in her hand but not the wand! Mythologies too change in time it seems ;)

She was settled with her luggages and was blinking like a Tom looking for a cheese left by a jerry;)

Don't worry guys, I am not gonna tell about "Jessy" or "Meghna"or "Geet Dhillon" kind of girl here. So, lock your "whatever" imaginations you have before you proceed reading ahead!

You know what? Millions of times you would think to find a single way to fix a bug in a code. But, when you have lucent girl in front, you would get millions of ways to approach but not even a single time to start with ;) crazy truth again :)

When these million thoughts and starters were running all over my mind, I was locking and unlocking my mobile keypad and checking whether it was working properly. Yes, it was. I am basically a developer, but she made me to try testing too ;)

Suddenly she has thrown one more gaze and asked me like "Excuse me,Does SMS cost for you?"

My heart really skipped some beats for a while and I mustered courage to reply back.

"Even it was, would I say Yes for you sweety?" I muttered and told her "No" rigidly as if I was busy in doing something in my mobile and she was disturbing me.

"Actually, I was on a rush and hence could not even able to charge my mobile today and came in a haste to catch up the train. So, I have to convey my papa that I have boarded safely, else he would get ire on me and scold me tomorrow. So, can I text him to call me? So, that he would call to your phone and I can inform him that I am safely boarded. Can you please?"

"OMG! It is just happening for you man", I muttered myself!!

And thank god, she asked my mobile just for a text. I received a message like

"Your last call costs Rs. 0.20 and your balance is Rs.0.33. So, kindly recharge your prepaid. To know more offers ........." when I spoke with my dad to inform him that I was going to board, a few minutes back. My booster would allow me to send a text even with a nill balance. Thanks to Airtel again;)

I told her, "Sure. You can even make a call to him." and expected her to say a NO . Gave my mobile by opening its slider.

"Thats okay and thanks yaar" she told and texted her dad something.

Believe me guys! "Angel" is definitely an understatement if you see her hazel eyes!! Bhajju's dhoosra and Ashwin's Carrom like illusions were spinning on my spine!

I felt like "Evan de una petthan??" BGM was running over my head.....

I was really in the need of oxygen and couldn't even able to breath. Went to the door and stood for a while and came backsince my mobile was ringing.

She spoke with his dad. Not only she looks sweet but her voice too!

Kudos to the creator of this creature!

"Hi dad! VG here. I have reached the station long back and have boarded. You don't worry and take your tabs and sleep soon. You worked and roamed a lot today. So, take an off to office tomorrow and take rest...........Tell mom n DG that I will talk to them tomorrow... Bye dad.. Good night.. " She hung off and gave it back and asked me instantly, "Are you a dada's fan?"

"Yeah.." She was ingenious enough to guess this from my KKR wallpaper ;) (Might be, now I have become a warrior : )

"Your mobile looks too good yaar. I'm a fan of Sony ericsson . Even mine is w750 you know.What is yours? " she asked.

"Yari.." I said..

"Oh its cool. And this is Vandhana Gopalakrishnan. Everyone call me as VG ;) Your good name?"

"This is Gurucharan and people call me Guru.."I said as if everyone calling me so ;)

VG: So, What you doing?

I was in the same feel like karthik when Jessie's dad has asked him "what you doing?" in VTV.

After a while span, I told her,"software engineer".

VG: Great! where are you working?

Me: Wipro! So you?

When she has started to tell about her, I got a call.

Whenever I am having pleasant moments in my life, I would get a call from this fellow. Yep. Whenever I have my favourite food on the plate, he will call. Whenever I am watching my favourite movie or programme on TV, he will. Whenever I am speaking with someone I like, he will. And the list goes on.

Guess he has a bell over his head which makes some sound whenever Something good is happening in my Life ;) Yep.That "Fellow-Gentleman" is so called Mr.Nappy (aka) Naveen :)

He was asking about my ticket status and other info as if he was really bothered.. Crazy bump! Ofcourse, for what else friends are meant for ;)

Spoke with him and hung off after a while long without telling him that someone special was awaiting my response here. Managed somehow ;)

VG: I am actually doing my third year B.tech Biot at Sastra. Came here to attend my sister's engagement and going back ;)

Me: Oops! Even myself from Sastra but have passed out some two years back.

VG: OMG! This stranger is my senior! So, gonna rag me??? he he he he :):):)

She giggled as if she had made the humour of the millenium. And I did as well ;) (No other go guys ;))

Damn! She is remembering me "the Helen of Troy" when she smiled.

A Greece princess for whom thousands of soldiers and warships have been vanquished owing to her abduction! I was smiling at those people in this Greek mythology who have lost their lives for the sake of her mere eyes, when one English literate freak was telling about it to me.

But, now I feel like she might be deserved of their lost lives!

A feminine eye is worth of anything !!

In between, a short fat man so said to be the TTR of the train with a dirty black coat has come for doing his job. He was almost looking like "Castor oyl" with a burger who is the brother of "Olive oyl" casting in the "Popeye show". But, this fellow was having a pad with some lists of papers instead of a burger.

Conversation with this train camaraderie continued for more than an hour.

OMG! I am not that good in guitar to bring it with me and compose something for her.In fact, I was not worth enough to participate in any culturals held in NIT, trichy during my college days. Simply went for all culturals to cheerlead the people who were actually participating. Suryaman! You simply Rock!

This queer steering "Hasini" kind of girl has told everything about her from the childhood till the reason behind the color of dress she was wearing that day. Can tag her as a perfect chatter box and extremely kiddish too.

Best conversation of my life came to an end and I did not remember what happened later on but I have slept in a while thinking of my best train journey of my life.

In a while, "Passengers Your kind attention please! Train number 6177, Rockfort express from chennai egmore to Tiruchirappalli via vizhupuram will depart from platform number 8 shortly"

Seemed someone was telling this close to me.. As I opened my eyes, I was still sitting on the same stone bench on the platform no 8 with same smiling Jeeva in Chennai Times on my lap.

Yep.. The instance made me to realize that all those things happened when I was dreaming on the stone bench and the Rockfort express has come just now and it was in front of me but yet to start.

What else Could I do?! Before getting into the grief for VG, I got into s5 and as looking for 55 again.

I got it and laid down partially and the train started to move again. But nobody came running this time.

After a while, one girl came and got seated in front of me. And yes, it was her seat. 56.

But the thing is that this girl seemed some 50 years older than my dream girl! Might say a granny :)

"Hi dear! Can you please do me a favor?", she asked me.

"yes aunty! tell me" I told..

No charge in my mobile. I have to inform my husband. Can I please make a call from your mobile?" she said..

"Yeah sure aunty!" I told..Aunty was lucky in fact that I really had a huge balance this time.

She was not comfortable with my key pad. So, I have dialed the number and gave the phone to her.

"Hello Gopal.. I have boarded safely..Don't worry. Inform to Vijay too. I will call tomorrow morning after I reach.. " she told and hung off and gave my mobile back.

We were chatting for few more time and when I was listening to things what she was telling, I felt like I have known all these stuffs recently by some other mean.

In a while, the Burger man Like TTR with the same dirty black coat has come for checking our tickets. When she took her wallet for taking her ticket out, her mobile and her PAN card have fallen down. When I took it to give it back to her, I have noticed the name on the card as VANDHANA GOPALAKRISHNAN and her mobile which has fallen down was sony ericsson W750. And she was also in a black salwar with a pale blue jean.

I was more than astonished and got numb for a while.

I was really skeptic about the things happening in my life?! I pinched myself again, still its paining. Why all these things happening AGAIN to me? Am I mentally depressed or so?

"What happened dear? Why are you looking so weird suddenly?" she asked me.

"Nothing aunty, I am not feeling well. Going to sleep. Good night."

With no clues on my mind I went to fall asleep and don't worry guys. No announcements this time.

The next day I have called my friend Siva who is a doctor and told him all the things happened to me the previous night and he laughed after hearing the whole story.

"Idiot, why are you laughing?" I asked him.

Then only he has explained me that I was suffering from a mental ET kind of a disorder called "DEJA VU" which defines the state being aware of the things bit earlier which are likely going to happen in the offing. "Deja Vu" is a french word which means "already seen".

Yes. You would recognize this now.The same disorder by which Dr.Vijay was suffering in the movie ATM (Azhagiya Tamizh Magan), a Tamil *Blockbuster (*No fun intended).

Almost everyone must have felt this feeling which is quite common for a normal human but I might have got an extra scale.

So, Beware of Guru! A clairvoyant, would be good in predicting the things that are going to happen in your life :

Anyways, LIFE SCREWED GURU ASUSUAL :(

~~My Life at Chennai~~

"suno to zara hum ko hai ye kehna waqt hai kya tum ko pata hai naso gayi... wake up sid saare pal kahe wake up sid chal kahin chale..."

Finally I have stopped the snoozing with half-eyes open.. Yep.. My alarm keeps on buzzing aside from 5.25 a.m. Its almost 6.55 a.m. now. Asusual my plan of going for an early jog has been dropped. "Its time to wake up Guru" I said to myself and after a brush landed again on the bed with the paper .
Awaiting the most zealous moment of my day. Yep.. Sipping the coffee made by my mom. No words to describe it. She did and it has arrived it to my palm and the chanting "Haree venkatesa praseetha praseetha, priyam venkatesa prayaccha prayaccha...." got dimmed as she has reached the kitchen. The only time when my heart feels so fresh in a day.
Its 7.25 a.m. "Where do these people get guts to loot this much money? What they gonna do with these? Indian government is getting extremely polluted. Unless our administration is refreshed again, no clue about India's flourishing future.. This is what V.R.Krishna Iyer (Former CJI ) also said in an article.. Read it without fail Guru.." My dad has started a routine discussion about Indian politics which is quite common in our living room at this time. And myself too added some points to those present poor corruptive crusades and discussion jumped to comic election campaigns and suddenly I have read an article about cricket and telling him tat " its time of cricket extravanganza bapa. Team India has dethroned Aussies and all indian fans were awaiting the next exciting Indo-Pak semi's at Mohali." he was asking me back "why do you people give this much importance to mere a gaming event when the country is facing tons of debacles in many other means.? " And when I have started answering this, Mom shouted "Guru bhaiya!! its 7.50!!!" and reminded me tat its time for a bath.. Guess we used to talk more about these corruptions and campaigns rather than those parlimentary people who were actually appointed and ofcourse paid for.. In fact, my dad is one among those whammy people community who used to do R&D in each and every pages of newspaper :) :)

After a bath and instant Sandhya (daily deity prayer), have seen pulpy sets of pooris with alooo sabji (potato side dish) on my reddy plate placed on the dining table with both watery heads and tongue. What a combo! Again I did not find any words to describe it. he he :) Seems my mom has not known the meaning of word "enough".. When ever I say it, she used to place two more on my plate.. Ofcourse all Moms used to do it :) Its 8.20 a.m. now.And immediately after a hand wash, a cup of chaya (tea) has arrived and before its linger vanishes, I have dressed up and almost in a ready state to start to office. I have shouted and searched for socks by tuning for some of my favourite songs in the music channels parallely.. Guess those 24x7 music channels are keenly noticing me getting ready through satellite or so, that whenever I sit down to wear my shoes, they would play "Zorkha jatka" track from "action replay" one of my favourite videos and this coincidence used to happen daily at the same time. Thanks to 9XM,Zoom or whoever plays it:)
Its 8.35 a.m. now. My Mom asked me whether I have done with and took everything? I said a BIG YES and went out. Dad was waitning outside with the bike to drop me out and I came out and got into it. And we have started but suddenly asked him to stop and walked back and asked mom to bring my sennheiser (head phones) which is one of my perfect companion that keeps me alive whenever I feel lonely :) I have forgotten to take this one today and it would be some other thing tomorrow. To forget is human :)

Dad dropped me in the East tambaram bus stand and left back. T or C? this is what I used to look for. Yep. T51 and C51 are the two mobile metal boxes which would carry me till Sholinganallur where my work place is located. Sorry suppose to say chennai MTC buses.

Thanks to MTC to keep a single seat in driver's row at the corner where I love to sit and sometimes you would feel like driving that huge eight wheeler. That is how I convince myself, but the actual reason behind is that usually you cant find any pulling chicks inside my bus. So better to sit here itself with no hard feelings. I really dont have clue that how do those dainties residing in my place travel? Or atleast where do they go? That day too I have got into the same place in a C51 bus.

Suddenly I got a pat and heard a voice "hello sir! nethu office ku leave polarku?" (did'nt go to office yeaterday? ) some one asked me from the back and sat aside me in the specialized seating of the vehicle! "Hi ! Illa, nethu naa office ku seekrama kalambittaen. saptacha Ramesh? ena special iniku?" I asked him. (Nope. I have started earlier yesterday. Had break fast? anything special?) Yep. He is the driver of that C51 and of course has become my friend in the recent days by being seated nearby daily.
He has pushed on the gas and the bus has started moving. Sharply 8.45 a.m.I have played "Ho love of mine..with a song and a whine..You’re harsh and divine..like truths and a lie..but the tale end is not here....... Tune mere jaana.. Kabhi nahi jana.. Ishq mera dard mera.. haaye… " in my Yari (mobile). Recent intense romantic track written by an IITian about the misery of his true love which has simply touched my soul. Eerie silence has followed. Yep..Guru has fallen asleep in deep.

"Sholinganallur!! Nallur.. Nallur.." Some one knocked and cracked my dream of rescuing Anushka Sharma from slipping down when we were walking towards the Victoria Falls located on the Zambezi River between the countries of Zambia and Zimbavae shown by Bear Grylls last night in Man Vs Wild which is really a lovely place to hang out. The shouter was none other than the conductor of the vehicle who wanted the people with their dreams and creams to get down and we did it.

Its 9.20 a.m. and I have got down, walked towards my office but alone this time. The person whom I have rescued from a deadly deep has left without even saying a formal thanks :( Life is crazy yaar!! "O Ondru Kulla Ondra, En Nenjikulla NindraO Konjam Konjam Aagha, Uyir Pichi Pichi ThindraAva Oththa Wartha Sonna, Athu Minnum Minnum PonnaO Enna Solli Enna, Ava Makki Poana "
Sounds like a situation track eh? Yep. Even I thought the same. So have stopped the media player, kept my mobile inside and continued walking.

And its sharply 9.30 a.m., I have entered my ODC (Offshore Development Center) and Wished "Good morning" to people over there and specially to Ganeshji (my picturised calender on my table) and smiled at my momento quoted "YOUR CHOICES REFLECT YOUR CHARECTER" given in my project and switched on my PC with no reactions on face.

After checking some useless corporate mails and funny ones from friends, started working on CCMIP (the module I am responsible for). I was doing Unit testing for that module which has been ported by our team. I don't wanna get into too much technical on my work:) Simply I have started my work for the day.
Its 10.45 a.m. In a while, "Hi Guru! How is it going?"! Someone asked me from my back.
It was not actually a someone! My Manager Sri..
"How is it going?" It is a template question he asks everyone working over here four times a day.

Whenever he asks this, you can tell him like, "I had a huge fight with my girl friend last night and we have decided to get broken up!" or "This weekend I am planning to go to Rio with my friends in PVR cinemas" or "tomorrow is friday" or bla bla bla... he he :) I mean What ever you say, he wont bother. He feels like his job is to ask you and not to listen to you.. I said him something like that and he left after listening.

Its 10.55 a.m. "Hi Guys!! Are you people gone dumb? come on! say and laugh some thing to reveal that you are alive..dont fall into the computer monitor and break Wipro property.." some funny voice entered and its none other than Uma Shankar who is actually responsible to keep our ODC lively and active whenever people are dragging with those million lines of code.
Thanks to him for being the source of fun over there. Great work man!
Amidst fun and work, again I would get the same template question but this time in his cubicle. After telling bla bla bla, I would keep on working on it..

Its 1.12 p.m. "Lady looking like ah Cinderella Cinderella, nooding lokking like thendrella.Lady looking like ah Cinderella Cinderella, ennai vattamidum thendralla"

My mobile ringing..
"Machi Shall we?? Come to junction in sharply 5 min. Today I will have your lunch box and you should eat nellore meals.. okay va?"

Crazy fellow came into picture now! Yep its Nappy and he is damn crazy about home made foodies.. Sorry Mr.Naveen..One of my recent good pal to whom I used to disclose my personals unknowingly ;) ;) And literally, a banker for all of us! But only thing is that you need not give the money back until you need it again from him in a while ;)

"Jaldi aavo Naveen and pls don't make late" I told him and started to walk towards junction point. Since he was very poor in hindi and ofcourse tamil too.. I am teaching him at all instances where I do get chances ! So, with the hope that he would be grammatically good in both dictions atleast in the offing.
Junction point- a place where we people meet up and from where we used to walk towards cafeteria together.

Asusual, I went there late and two fellows were waiting for me with reddy faces!
One was obviously naveen and I have to mention something about the second one before I disclose his name.
This is fellow used to come to cafe with us as if he has just now arrived from the airport and kept his huge trolly in his place and coming with us just to eat.
May be he might feel like he would gonna take the charge of Mr.Suresh Senapathy (Wipro CFO)in a couple of months. And also, he used to strictly follow so called "professional ethics" in all means what we were taught in our induction training as if his leads have kept hidden cams all over and watching him how he was behaving with people outside the ODC too! The person who was meant for all the above descriptions is Mr.Shiva.. he he :)
1.25 p.m. We three mushketeers walked towards cafeteria as if we were gonna achieve something! Partially "YES" for those two..

Crowdy and noisy dining has appeared in front in the second floor and it is named "Ratna cafe" here. They both used to say that they prefer Ratna cafe for its taste. But its ultimately waste in its taste but something is behind this saying.
After entering I have found a cracky smile on both of their faces. Yes their achievement has been done asusual! They met Miss.Sharadha! Our college fairy (so called,but 'm not interested).. They used to feel like, last evening they had a meet up with her and all of them took a mutual break up and gonna be friends here after.. Yep.. Imagining themselves as Vineeth and Abbas :) he he :)Finally they came out of the long queue and got their meals and we three sat together in a table.
In a while, three more devils have departed to our table.
One among was Kango. she is famous for her traditional punches.. And everyone has to be careful while getting a pay back from her for our words ;) "Punch Kango!!!"

And the next was Raji.. Whenever we all of us sit and eat together in a table, people from outside used to think that we are having lunch with a chinese client or with a girl from northeast..That is how she looks.. Like a chinese girl. But the truth behind is that she is actually from a deep southern village of tamilnadu but looks so. Ofcourse, a perfect village kind of girl.

And the next one is also from the same village, named SV Ice. Really a cool headed girl amidst us. Can you have a lucid laughter on ur lips when the person for whom your heart really beats is gonna get married in a couple of months?! But she could and she does.. Then, obvioulsy cool headed right?! Our hearty condolence to you SV.. Sorry "Rooks".. This is how her friends used to call her when she was in US...he he :)

All these people before seeing there own plates would start looking at my SMALL lunch boxes to get openend. Mainly their eye balls used to roll towards my side dish box.. Unfortunately (may be fortunately) I brought "Bindi" (Lady's finger) that day and it was found by them before I came to know..

Shiva has filled up the table with his traditional PJs :) Food and fun in the same table we had:) Only time in office you would forget about the stress, pressure or whatsoever you have in the cubicle is when you have lunch with your pals..
Common skeptic question we used to ask ourselves in the cafeteria when we look up from from foodies is that "Where do these gorgeous gees come from? Do they really work in wipro? Or somewhere else and coming to our cafeteria only to eat?Neither of our ODCs have these bees :(:(:( But still how come these????" And we did not get the answer for this yet :(
Its 2.15 p.m. We were done with what for we have come here and started walking back to our respective ODCs on a merciless sunny summer noon.
Its 2.25 p.m.I have entered mine and walked towards my PC..
"Boss!! Whats up with your UCF yesterday? Did my pen work out there?" a voice came some forty five degree inclination from my cubicle! (UCF- our useless official competency exam.. Have to cross 70 to pass within "n" number of attempts;)
Yep.. Its none other than our Captainji! Mr.Logs! Who used to lead our cricket team to "super over" losses every weekends with those poor opponents;)
"Yep! your pen has worked something out and made my score 58 :(:( Tons of thanks for your greatest favour! keep your pen safe.." I replied him back..
"Say cheers man! Even I got same 58 with this pen!!!" he said and we both laughed with no intention behind :)
He is such a funny fellow and belongs to that kind of "Sachinism" community whom even wont bother a call for date from his girl friend, if sachin is padded live on the field.

And 'm back to work and working.. working and working :(:(
You know what is the hardest thing in the world? Working after Lunch! God save us please!

Its 3.55 p.m. Its time for Sri and he did his job again and I have paid him back with something which did not bother asusual..

Its 4.45 p.m."Lady looking like ah Cinderella Cinderella, nooding lokking like thendrella.Lady looking like ah Cinderella Cinderella, ennai vattamidum thendralla"
This time its my mom. "Hey Guru bhaiya! Had lunch in time? Met your friends?How is work going? Whats up Sri? When you will be coming to home today?" I answered for everything and spoke with her for a while and again got into my work:(

Mothers are the only people down to earth that, whenever they feel hungry, would start worrying about the appetite of their kids rather than worrying about their own! Crazy truth of Life:)

My mom/dad/sister or some old friends accidentally call and at max I used to get hardly two to three calls a day. Rest of the calls and messages would be from Airtel Customer care.. I am lazy enough to activate that "Do not disturb from my mobile" So, these people used to think that I am speaking and texting my girl friend often. And even if I say "NO", they would not bother and keep on teasing me.. OMG! Save Guru please!
Again I was keep on working:(

Its 5.15 p.m. "Hello boss! Shall we?" I got a message in my IP messenger. (Local communicator)Its Sundar, who is my all time companion in my ODC. We used to go out for breaks or wherever from the very first day I have joined this project.. He would look like an extremely calm fellow and once you start mingling with him, you would come to know his actual scale of calmness ;) ;) His mobile used to ping him every ten minutes and till today I really don't have any clue to whom he is talking to ;) ;)

"Sure! Let's go.." I replied him. Its our C-V break time.. (Chaya-Vada) We went out and had the greatest snack of south india so called "Vada" with a nameless lingering side dish.. It was bit rainy that day and it was absolutely amazing to have hot vada at that skyline and breeze.. Kudos to that master who made it and only if you come at this time, you would get this fantastic combo snack as if he is preparing for our sake:)
After having it we went to cafeteria and ordered two chayas to our odiya chaya maker to whom I used to blabber something in broken hindi and he would reply me back something which I don't even get anything. We did the same thing that day too..
He gave us two cups of hot tea with superlative taste and we had it by watching highlights of England Vs Netherland WC cricket match.

Its 5.45 p.m.We were back to work again.. "En kadhalae.En Kadhalae..Ennai enna seyya pogirai??" Crazy Uma shankar got some speakers with him and started playing some love-weary songs..And the real intention behind it was he wanted us to ask him that who has broken his heart today? he he :) but We did not and he wont stop playing and singing those till we do it. Finally he himself would tell his love story of that day to everyone. Every day he used to tell many new ones. You have a great future in script writing UmaS! Just try in Cine industry for a far better career;)

And its 7.10 p.m. now. Felt like tired of working and went to Sri's place to update the status and it was the time when he properly listen to the status what we people say! Yes! Fourth time of the day :)

I told him like today I made some four test cases "PASS" Sri.. He felt like hugging me and threw a childish smile towards me as if he has got a call from his ex-girlfriend to whom he has broken up in college days. And after updating everything I came back to my place and said bye for the day to those who were statying over there..

Its 7.35 p.m. I have left for the day and walked towards the Sholinganalur bus stop and reached the place. This time I could not even get a place to be seated in a MTC bus. I have found dozens of people travelling in just last step of the bus as if they were flying on wheels. Even If I were the only fellow to stand in a bus too, I wont prefer to travel in it. And it is the worst case now! How could I?In fact,I was lazy and tired too. So obviously dropped my plan of opting for a MTC carrier asusual.

Its 7.45. p.m."Tambrein..Tambrein..Tambrein" one fellow was shouting near me and ofcourse he has found out that I am gonna opt for his vehicle only, from my face as if it has been written on my forehead. I did as he thought and got into it. The vehicle is so called Share Auto (an expanded auto like vehicle which carries various people on its way and drop them in their respective places).

By sitting in it, I have seen people crossing me in bikes and laughed at them.

"Don't they really feel bored of carrying the same girl everyday?" he he :) Share auto stands here!!! And these drivers won't let you travel with the same girl every day.. he he :)

Auto was completely filled up and the driver made it moving.I have played my media player again and we felt like we were treking on northern Alps in a "Mountain traveller" till we reach Meadavakkam (a place on my way back). So many ups and downs on it way as if people used to say we would face it in our entire life :)
Thanks to the government of Tamil nadu that atleast the road looked smoother later on and we were back to feel like we have landed safely from the hills:)

Its 8.15 p.m. now. "Stop it in the left anna..I have to get down" I told the driver and got down in my stop and walked towards my home along with those downy people in my street who were also seemed that they were back from work.
And my dad was standing near the gate and asked me "Why dear? this much late today?" as if I am coming earlier everyday ;) "Had some work bapa.. Thats y :( "..Had a chat with him outside for sometime and got into home..

Its 8.45 p.m."Good performance Santhosh! Amazing.. Work on your lower notes and it would be even better next time.. All the best!!" Unni krishnan (Classical singer) was praising the contestant Santhosh in Airtel Super Singer Season 3 which was telecasted on the Television. (A good Music show which we all used to watch everyday).. Mom was watching and I was teasing her for fun for a while and went in to take my bath..

When I was back, it was Rottis and Dhal on the dining and I had it before changing into my night attire:) Had a cup of milk too..

Then was watching TV for some more time and Its 9.30 p.m. now..Took my lap and checked all the likes,friend requests of those old friends and funny updates to my pics and comments on FB for sometime.. Chatting with those overseas buddies and its 10.20 p.m. now..Mom and Dad were almost slept. My eye lids were meeting up persistently and reminding me that its time to sign off for the day.. So I have sighned off from FB too and walked towards my bed..

And noticed the date on the calender on my way that it was 22nd March 2011..The same day last year I have stepped out of my home to start my career journey in my life. And I could'nt believe that Its one year since then today! Yep I used to note the date only at nights before I sign off for the day.. "You are getting older guru!" I tapped myself and walked again..I was finally down for the day!!

This is all about the things that happen in a week day of My Life at Chennai!!

Thanks for bearingt it while reading guys:)

Love,

~~GuRu bHaI~~

(Excited Being aLive)