Thursday, January 26, 2012

~~ Jai BajRang Bali - II ~~

When I kept moving further towards my working tower, I had found a building next to mine had caught an extensive fire and it was the abysmal thing happening over in my workplace.
People were struggling to come out of the tower. Rescue operations had been at its peak but it seemed there would be tons of people inside the building who were unable to get out of this morass.That was the reason for all those parked fire extinguishing vans and police patrols on my way.

It is actually a kind of tall tower and that day seemed some taliban attack had been done on it just like a "twin tower" trend. But after a brief inquiry from those who were running thoughtlessly, I found that due to some short circuit issue in the second floor of that multi-storied building, there occurred a firing on the network which had kindled the fire throughout the building.

Those who were stuck inside were shouting in fear and the smoke had been covering the entire workplace and it was getting harder for the extinguishers to proceed with their safeguarding attempts.
In fact, their preliminary measures had kindled the fire to a greater extent and no one inside the tower were able to come or jump out !! Emergency exits were completely covered by smoke. People were clueless to move. Situation was getting more than being bad.

And, my instinct kicked my brain to the exclusive need for the use of my second mantra. Yep. I did it in no time. Closed my eyes. Brought the right fist to my heart in thinking of safeguarding all those suffering colleagues.

1 - Jai Bajrang Bali
2 - Jai Bajrang Bali
3 - Jai Bajrang Bali

When I had opened my eyes, entire chennai city was visible to me. Yep I had suddenly grown up about 150+ feet. I was almost resembling a huge HULK physique but three times bigger than that giant man. This time I was not in green but in blue color. Everyone who witnessed were running out from me and even the extinguishing people were feared down on seeing me growing extremely big suddenly and finally everyone had left the place of fire but caught with some fear on me.

I hardly had time to let them know that this avatar of mine was only for their goodness. Then, I was cornered to be the only hope to help out those people caught inside the burning tower.

When I was thinking what to do, the water tank nearby was visible to me which had stroke an immediate idea on seeing two huge dusty useless empty containers near my feet. When I had lifted them, they were like bathing mugs to my huge hands and then directly drenched them in the tank over there, took it back and poured those hundred liters of water over the burning tower once.

Fire over the tower had slowly limited to smoke. And, I did the same thing for another four to five times and the whole tower was extremely wet which had completely extinguished the dreadful fire at my workplace. Everyone inside were safe with not even a small hurt then leaving just a little physical damage to the infrastructure.

Over flowed water filled the entire premise wet. It was the time that people over there started realizing my super heroic contribution in saving their lives.

Yes, all those people inside the tower of criticality were landed safely and everyone started applauding me as if I was their deity down to earth who saved them!!!

Unexpectedly, they started shouting and lauding as "Jai Hanuman !! Jai Hanuman !!" towards me. I was clueless that how did they find this out that these happenings were Hanumanji's measures ??!!

Then only I had noticed a thick long structure was following me wherever I move and it was Aanji fame Tail behind me and another notification confirmed my contemplation!!Yep. My cheeks were swollen red and skin was completely hairy. People easily found out from the simulations !! I had realized that the avatar wasn't Hulk but Bajrang bali's Vishwaroop !! But, I wasn't having "Gatha" since it was purposeless for my activity done.

Instantly, a smoke bomb had exploded beneath me and I came back to normal physique all of a sudden since the task of my second mantra was done. Fortuitously, nobody over there were clever enough to recognize me who did the recent super-heroic safety precaution to them. So, I simply got into the crowd of amazement over there as if myself too couldn't able to guess what had happened there.

It was almost 12.15 p.m. After chanting hanumanji's name with the crowd for a while, everyone started moving to their workplaces and calling their close circle to inform what had happened here. Everyone were calling them back and even I was on this callers loop. All my *friends, *family people started calling me to ask about the exclamations happened here. (Who never even tried calling me before for a very long span). Told the same story to everyone as the people nearby passed on to their people.

Again, the news spread all over media before the smoke got vanished and R&D had started at my workplace on finding out the solution for traditional "How?" query.

"Hanuman In the City", "Chennai corporate people saved by Vaanaraveer", "BajrangBali Is Back", bla bla bla were becoming their breaking news on many channels.
Anyways, my job had been done and I never bothered about the rest happening over there on my behalf.

An exciting day at my workplace had come to an end. Bored of these people's exaggerations, amazes and surprises which never seemed to end even in the late evening. It was 7.15 p.m. So after done with my work of the day, boarded in bus back to home and got down in my stop.

As usual, huge traffic on road and was waiting to cross it on watching out the signal when it would turn green to pedestrians. Need to cross it to get into a lane where my home was located.

It was 8.15 p.m. Between, a weird man came into picture !!


Tuesday, January 24, 2012

~~Jai BajRang Bali - I ~~

Just now finished watching Final Destination(FD) 5 with complete darkness and stunning surround sound with all alone in my home and then fell down in my bed around 1.15 a.m. and kept alarm at 6.55 a.m. to get up in the morning. Tried to close my eyes tight to get into sleep inspite of horror thoughts of "FD" traversing in my mind :( :( Whenever some horror kinds of things happening in my life, naturally I would start chanting Hanumanth Chalisa without my sense and I did the same then!!!

"Good Morning !! Wake up, Wake up !! Good Morning..." my phone started alarming suddenly as I opened my half tight eyes with desperate hesitation and tried to stop or snooze it but it wasn't alarming when I had keenly noticed. But, the time was just 2.30 a.m. So, being clueless what had happened, fallen down again to deep one from half sleep.
Between, I heard a BGM chanting "Shree Guru Charana Saroj Raj, Nij Man Mukar Sudhari,Barnau Raghuvar Bimal Jasu,Jo Dayaku Phal Chari.." and I woke up hastily and sat on my bed !!"

Instantly tons of flowers started showering in my room and colorful lights glaring throughout my place and a small glowing fire spark ignited in front of me with an extremely brightened rounded plate revolving behind. I was completely astounded and immediately there heard an echoed voice.

"Hey Beta !! Sorry to disturb your sleep. Anyways, this is your Hanuman speaking. I am quite surpassed on seeing your Bhakthi towards me and its time for a boon to my true devotee!", the voice echoed.

"Oooops !! My Aanji has come ?!:) Seriously !! Is this really happening to me ?!! I am really clueless what to do now !!..." , I had started blabbering on astonishment to that talking spark.

"Yes. And, I wish to offer a special boon a.k.a mantra to you. You can make anything to happen by chanting this mantra but you can use it only thrice and validity expires by today 10.45 p.m.sharply!", the spark said.

"Oh Great !!", I muttered with thanks and still I keep on blabbering since I was moving beyond cloud eleven.

"And the Mantra is 'Jai Bajrang Bali!'. Chant this mantra thrice with eyes closed and placing your right fist near your heart.Whatever the objective you have on your mind while chanting, it would happen as you wished immediately!" and the spark started diminishing with lowering the volume of Hanuman Chalisa. In a while all flowers and lights had been disappeared.
I had fainted unknowingly it seemed and found no more remembrance of what had happened.

"Good Morning !! Wake up, Wake up !! Good Morning..." I had woken up and the time was 6.55 a.m. and got up finally. I had made my own tea since my parents were out of station and tuned to star cricket to watch out what was happening in Adelaide. And yes, seemed Aussies would humiliate us this time too. Aussies were batting first and the score was 394 for just loss 3 wickets. Clarke had crossed a century and Ponting was nearing dual century.
Suddenly, something which had happened last night stroke my mind. I was thinking about that it might be a dream but still like a kinder garden kid wanted to check it out once. Yep, I wanted to try the mantra which had been considered as a dream I had last night from my Hanumanji.
Anyways, with a hopeless contemplation I had closed my eyes and placed right fist near my heart and chanted the mantra on thinking of saving my country from the persistent humiliation of Aussies!!

1 - Jai Bajrang Bali
2 - Jai Bajrang Bali
3 - Jai Bajrang Bali

When I opened my eyes, I was sitting between two gorgeous white ladies in a grassy lawn kind of place with an Aussie painting on their faces and flag on their hands.

Yes !! I had been landed to Adelaide cricket stadium in no time without even a Visa formality !! Players who were playing on my telly were then playing live in front of me.. It seemed like nobody had noticed me. But I was flying beyond the peak of excitement..!

Zaheer had just finished the spell. And Gambhir was given a chance to bowl for the very first time in the international cricketing history. And yep, the mantra had started processing and the score at the end of the over was 394 for 9. Gambhir had picked 6 wickets in six balls. Dual Hatrick in the very first over of his international test history. Unbelievable stuffs were happening in the Adelaide ground. And, it was a time I was moving out from excitement to realization that my mantra really had its workability !!! Huge applauds from the NRI audiences over there and celebrations had started in the minds of all Indian cricketing freaks across the globe. Aussie fans were completely stayed clueless on what were going on there!!

Laxman was given to bowl the next over. He bowled with a pace of 178 km/h and bowled out the last wicket in his very first ball and it was double tonned Rickyman. Aussies were cornered to wound up to 394 in the first innings.

It was the time for India to bat. Confoundedly, Umesh Yadav and Master blaster were the openers. My mantra was on its full swing and in just 15 overs, India had scored 398 for no loss of wickets. Umesh had scored his debut test century and he was on the crease with 175* runs in just 48 balls.
And, yes, Little master had scored his most awaited hundredth ton at Adelaide to cheer millions of his sleepless fans. And he was on the crease with 202*. In another 10 overs, India's score had become 575 and then Umesh 208* and Sachu was 338*. MSDhoni suddenly unleashed the declaring announcement. (Nobody were clever enough to realize how Dhoni came to picture even after his ban on the current test!!)

Aussie batsmen again padded and started their second innings with a trailed score of about 181. Only two overs were left for "stumps" of the day.
Laxman started the spell, and yes got dual hatrick from his front. Now Aussie were 0/6. Average speed of his last over was 208 km/h !!

Indian Talisman had come to bowl the last over of the day and yes MS Dhoni. He picked rest five wickets but giving two runs on wide and finally Aussies were completely disintegrated with a "Tit for Tat" victory by Indians and then their second innings score was 2/10.

India won by an innings and 178 runs:) :) Miracles threading throughout the cricketing fans and global media. I felt more than grateful to my nation then and when I closed my eyes, I came back to my home in an instance and the awarding ceremony had started in star cricket. Task of my first mantra was done :)
Time was 9.45 a.m. I was supposed to start to office asap since it was getting very late. "Boons happening even in Kaliyug Man!!!!!", I muttered myself.

Got myself ready and boarded into the bus. Everyone in the bus and roads were very much impinged into the talks about Indian cricketing miracle happened overseas. I was giggling myself on seeing everything happening around me. All these street talks gave me a super heroic feel to me which cannot be described just as "superman", "spiderman" kinds of people felt offline..

It was 10.45 a.m., I was entering into my workplace. Many people were flooding here and there in morass. A series of fire extinguishing vehicles were entering into the premise and employees were announced to stay calm and to avoid chaos.

Police patrols had been parked on my way and the roaming employees were asked to move to safe assembly area immediately.

I get to know that something abysmal was going on at my work place and with no idea I kept walking in...


Monday, January 23, 2012

~~DirTy RajNeethI~~

Election blizzard triggered in north Indian zone has grabbed the attention of everyone over here since this would be the greatest decision making criterion in the upcoming parliamentary battle between UPA and NDA. A BIG questionnaire grows on every one's minds whether UPA gonna sustain this rage or NDA would turn around? The fact would be unleashed in a couple of months. Between, a viral trend is widening on the election ground.

And yes, as we all expected, the South Indian epidemic election agenda has been brought into picture to this northern election season too. Meant as "FREEBIES" !!!

Kudos to Karuna in Tamil Nadu who is sarcastically named "Political Chanakya" with more than five decades of experimented wisdom in politics has the reverence of inducting this bull shitting trend in election manifesto. And with this "Freebies" mantra, he has won the 2006 local election. When he tried incorporating the same trend by adding much more freebies along with tellies, like rice,laptops,mixers, grinders and so on, failed to achieve the same this time. But unpleasantly, the opposition led by Jaya too cornered to disclose a manifesto which comprised freebies so as to conquer the region. Finally, the corruptive tag on DMK alliance dejected it completely out of the assembly track. But still, seemed like this freebies trend worked here anyways !

Now, in UP, Punjab and other states too, political parties are coming up with this freebie culture to promise people giving laptops, mobile phones and bla bla bla. Do these laptops and mobile phones are desperately needed to those thousands of homeless people shivering in winter temperatures and losing their lives?

It is deperately now visible with far better clarity that spending money in election contest by the parties is nothing but an investment which can be taken back in multiples after the contest over a period of five years. But, why the hell these parties coming up with these useless fantasies which would make people bit more indolent and zombie.
If you give everything they need, then they won't even attempt to give a try to work for their life. This idiotic idea would make the people of the country sluggish in all means.

It won't be an astonishing thing to happen, if any party would come up in giving an iPhone 4S to everyone in their manifesto who own Aadhar card in the upcoming Parliamentary election ;) No more wait needed for the next "Thanks Giving" in US !

Human resources may be the greatest hindrance to the development of India in all means but on the other hand if we vitally plan wise and introduce certain agenda which kick start employments here rather making them to sit idle, our motherland would be grateful with her human resources. Instaed of wasting the people's funds for these freebie stuffs, please retune them in creating sources of employments to the people over here which would also enhance your vote banks as you wish.

Both ruling and oppositions of this election season are in time to stop thinking on introducing new freebie trend to enhance the vote bank but to do the same with someother wise weapon of needs. This worse practice in election agendas would make the country worst than ever.

Its not only "The Dirty Picture" breaking the box offices but also these kinds of "Dirty Rajneethis" do the same !!!

Voters, Election commission and judiciaries should realise the wake up call and should completely ditch this contemporary viral election trend out of the country !!! Steps should be taken in no time else the nation would be cornered with very dangerous outcomes.

Awaiting it to happen asap ! Flee from this "Free" election culture ! Democracy is not a market to allow these political rhinos to do their business with price tags on the heads of voters !! We the VOTERS are suppose to rule the politicians and not YOU !!